"Let's go and ask Susan Winters; she'll know," suggested Hannah.
"Mebby hers might 'a' run away once when the minister called."
Jake shook his head mournfully. He was quite sure such a thing could
never have happened in the Winters' well-managed family. Nevertheless,
he shouldered Joey, and they went down the street to consult the
village oracle. The Duke of Wellington had dropped in for a chat, and
the two vigorously took up the case of the absconded orphans. Mrs.
Winters, backed up by the schoolmistress, declared that the family's
only salvation lay in a thorough, all-around thrashing; and after much
scolding, and dire prophecies of the gallows as the termini of the
orphans' careers, Jake and Hannah, like two frightened children, were
driven to make the desperate promise that as soon as the culprits
returned they would administer to each a severe castigation.
When the stern parents returned home, and sat on the front step to
consider what was before them, they were filled with dismay.
"If the little woodpecker'd been into it I wouldn't 'a' promised--no,
not even for Susan Winters," announced Jake gloomily, as he watched
Joey tumbling about the grass with Joshua, the dog. "Spankin' kids
ain't a man's work, anyhow," he added, glancing meaningly at his wife.
"Oh, Jake!" she cried tremulously, "you wouldn't think o' makin' me do
it? I--jist couldn't!"
"Well, somebody's got to," said Jake, setting his teeth, "'cordin' to
Susan an' the Dook. What does an old maid like her know about bringin'
up kids, anyhow?" he added rebelliously.
A scrambling noise, and the sound of smothered giggles, floated from
the back yard.
"That's them!" cried Jake in a terrified voice. "You go and order them
to come 'round here, Hannah," he added, with the air of one who is
putting off the day of execution, "an' I'll get the gad."
Hannah arose and slowly passed out to the back door. The three truants
were trying to make themselves invisible behind the pump.
"Come on 'round to the front, children!" called their foster-mother, in
a voice that trembled. "You've been awful bad children, so you have!"
With this bold statement Hannah's courage vanished. She turned and
fled indoors to find refuge with Jake. But, alas for the poor wife!
In the most trying ordeal of her life her husband had basely deserted
her. Neither Jake nor Joey was to be seen. The instrument of
execution, a small, twig-like branch from the lilac bush, was lying
upon the doorstep. Mrs. Sawyer took it up with a Spartan air. If Jake
could so meanly fly from his duty then she must so much the more face
hers.
"Yous youngsters has been awful bad," she reiterated, returning to the
back door, and shaking the innocent-looking branch menacingly, "an'
you've jist got to be--to be--whipped," she ended up faintly.