Windmills: A book of fables — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
Windmills: A book of fables
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The Fatter ship was making for the island. After her went the grey
vessel, and it was a nose-to-nose race who should first reach the
harbour. The Fatter ship won. The grey vessel fired a gun. The gig was
lowered and the Captain, looking very grim and determined, put off in
her.... Arabella dropped a pin and it was heard all over the vessel.
It was a relief to all on board when the Bishop knelt and offered up
a prayer for the Captain’s safety. The Amen that came at the end of
it brought the tears to George’s eyes, and his blood ran cold when it
swelled into a cheer as the Captain’s gig broke loose from the Fatter
ship and came tearing over the smooth waters.
The Captain’s face was very white as he stepped on deck and called Mr.
Bich and the other officers to his state-room, and whiter still were
the faces of Mr. Bich and the officers when they left it. The vessel
shook with the vibration of the engines: there was a strange and stormy
muttering among the men: the vessel headed for the open sea. George was
taken to his cabin and locked in. He lay down on the floor and tried
to go to sleep. A roaring and a rumbling and a banging and a thudding
made that impossible. The shaking made him feel so sick that he wished
to die. Near by he could hear Arabella weeping, and that was more
than he could bear. He thrust and bumped against his door and worked
himself into a sweat over it, but it seemed that it would not give. As
he reached the very pit of despair, the door gave, the floor gave, the
walls heaved in upon him; in one roaring convulsion he was flung up and
up and up, and presently came down and down and down into the sea. It
tasted salt and was cool to his sweating body and he was glad of it.
VII: SIEBENHAAR
He was not glad of it for long, because he soon became very cold and
was nipped to numbness. He assumed that it was the end, and felt a
remote regret for Arabella. Other thought he had none.
When he came to himself he was, or seemed to be, once more in the room
from which he had been so violently propelled, but there were two men
standing near him and talking in a strange tongue. Presently there came
a third man who spoke to him in Fattish.
“Hullo! Thought you were done in,” said the man.
George stared.
“Done in. Dead.”
“Yes, I was.”
The man laughed.
“Funny fellow you are. Eyes just like a baby.”
“Where is Arabella?” asked George. “Where am I?”
“Give you three guesses,” said the man.
“On a ship?”
“Right.”
“The Emperor-King’s ship?”
“No. The King-Emperor’s. You have the honour to be the first prisoner
in the great Fattero-Fattish war.”
“War? What is that?”
“War? You don’t know what war is? Have you never read a newspaper?”
“I have only read _Tittiker_. It tells about a War Office, but I never
knew what it was for.”
“My name’s Siebenhaar, engineer and philosophical student, and I fancy
you are the man I have been looking for all my life. You should be
capable of a pure idea....”
“What,” asked George, “is an idea?”