Windmills: A book of fables — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
Windmills: A book of fables
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Siebenhaar took a malicious delight in the ruin of the newspaper trade,
and pledged George to attend a mammoth church meeting in Bondon’s
greatest hall of assembly. There were forty bishops on the platform,
and a Duke presided. George entered. There were tears, cheers, sobs,
sighs, groans, conversions; and hundreds suddenly became conscious of
salvation, swooned away and were carried out.
The Duke spoke for fifty minutes. Mr. Samways (he said) would now tell
the story of his--er--er--“Have I got to say something?” said George to
Siebenhaar.
“Tell them,” said Siebenhaar, “to look after the stomach and the rest
will look out for itself.”
George advanced toward the front of the platform and beamed out upon
the eager audience.
Arabella let a pin drop and it could be heard all over the hall.
It _was_ Arabella! For a moment George could not believe his eyes. It
was she! He leaped down from the platform, took her in his arms and
covered her with kisses.
So strong was the hypnotic power of his fame that there was no male in
that huge audience but followed his example, no female, old or young,
rich or poor, but yielded to it. In vain did the bishops protest and
quote from the marriage service of the Fattish Church; in vain did they
go among the audience and earnestly implore the individual members
of it to desist. They replied that George Samways had revealed a new
religion and that they liked it.
And above the tumult rose the voice of Siebenhaar saying: ---- But what
he said is unprintable.
XVIII: BETROTHAL
How he escaped from the pandemonium George never knew, but his first
clear recollection after it was of being borne swiftly through the
streets of Bondon with Arabella in his arms, she weeping and telling
him of the hard and vile usage she had been put to on the Fatter ship,
for the Admiral was a horrid man. She told him how she had at last been
taken to the Fatterland and there, by her father’s influence--(for
her father also had been marvelously delivered from an untimely
end)--released and sent, first-class at the expense of the Fatter
Government, home to Fatland, and how she had there resumed her old
life of district visiting and tea parties and diocesan conferences and
rescuing white slaves and had been content in it until she had seen
him, when all her old love had sprung once more into flame and she
would never, never desert him more. George wept also and protested that
he would never leave her side.
She took him to her home, and her father, who had been prevented by
indisposition from attending the meeting, blessed him and made him
welcome.
It was very late and George drew Arabella to his side and said he would
send for his things.
“Things!” said the Bishop.
“We love each other,” replied George.
“Do you propose to marry this man?” asked the Bishop.
Arabella blushed and explained to George that he must go away until
they were married, and the Bishop revealed the meaning of the word.
“But why?” asked George.