Windmills: A book of fables — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
Windmills: A book of fables
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“Ah!” said Siebenhaar, “I thought that would happen, I thought the
women would revolt as soon as war ceased to be an excitement and
became a trade.”
“Some of the Governments,” added Ultimus, “are paying women over
forty-five years of age to go.”
Siebenhaar chuckled.
“It is time we interfered, Ultimus. When they lose their sense of
humour so far as that, it is time for action. We will go to Fatland.
Where are we now?”
“Off the coast of Africa.”
“We will lie out to sea until we have prepared the island against all
dangers. First of all we will blow up the harbour. Then we will mine
the shores all round. We will prepare the rocks on the tops of the
mountains for missiles and we will lay in a great stock of your new
transmissible explosive. We will then block the mouth of the great
Fattish river, and we shall see what we shall see. An intelligent use
of explosives should be able to counteract and if necessary to crush
the fatuous use of them that is now being made. We will try persuasion,
threats, and violence in that order to stop the war, and if then we
cannot succeed we will abandon the human race altogether and return to
our own Southern Seas.”
“You forget,” expostulated Ultimus, “that I was drawn here out of
curiosity as to something else besides the war, and that is, woman.”
“A man,” said Siebenhaar, “bears a grudge against woman for his birth;
he is a fool to burden himself with others against her.”
“As I imagine them,” replied the young man wistfully, “they are
beautiful.”
“Lord, Lord,” cried Siebenhaar, “if only a young man would be content
with his imaginings.”
VIII: IN FATTISH WATERS
The island moved proudly up the Fattish channel, until they came within
sight of the land on either side of it. Here was drawn up a great array
of ships like those which had been destroyed in the Southern Seas. On
the foremost of the ships were hoisted a number of little flags which
Siebenhaar interpreted as saying:
“Good morning. Welcome home.”