Windmills: A book of fables — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
Windmills: A book of fables
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In the afternoon they went up to the top of the mountain, where an
amazing sight met their eyes. Through the smoke loomed the towers and
domes and chimneys of the great city, and on the banks of the river for
miles stretched the crowds of people, and others came along the roads,
pouring in on foot, in carts, and wagons. Ultimus was seized with
nausea, which soon gave place to rage and he stamped his foot on the
ground and cried:
“There are too many of them. Let me destroy them.”
But Siebenhaar wept and said:
“Rather destroy those heartless men who herd them like cattle and
rob them of the fruits of their labour and bid them believe in a God
whom they deny, a national idea which they can maintain only by the
destruction of life and the ruin of the nation. Destroy those who
sacrifice beauty to their pleasures, and love to their obstinate pride.
See, the city must be empty now, destroy it.”
Ultimus moved his hand and in one moment the domes, towers and chimneys
of the city disappeared. The island moved and the crowd, seeing that
which they had come to see, clapped their hands and shouted until the
island disappeared.
XIII: THE EMPEROR
In a few hours they were off the coast of Fatterland, and had
blocked up the harbour where the Fatter fleet lay in hiding from the
overwhelming superiority of the Fattish. The Emperor himself, who had
already heard of the destruction of Bondon, came out to greet them. He
had information as to Siebenhaar’s previous career and he decorated him
at sight with a Silver Eagle. To Ultimus he handed an Iron Cross.
The Emperor was dressed in a large brass helmet, a white suit with a
steel cuirass, and enormous shining boots. He was a little man and very
pompous.
“God,” he said, “has blessed you.”
“How do you know?” asked Siebenhaar.
“God,” said the Emperor, “has preserved the Fatterland, through me.”
“On this island,” retorted Siebenhaar, “we are accustomed to talk
sense. There would have been no need for God or anybody else to defend
Fatterland if you had not so wantonly destroyed peaceful relations with
other countries.”
The Emperor removed his helmet.
“What a relief!” he said. “No one has ever talked sensibly to me
before. You don’t know how sick I am of being an Emperor with everybody
assuming that I don’t wish to think of anything but my own dignity. I
am not allowed to think or talk of anything else.”
“Has it ever occurred to you,” asked Siebenhaar, “that a dignity which
requires over a million soldiers to maintain it is hardly worth it?
Have you ever thought that the million soldiers are maintained not for
your dignity, but because their housing, their feeding, their equipment
are all exceedingly profitable to a few men?”