Windmills: A book of fables — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
Windmills: A book of fables
John Stuart Mill · en
“I often wondered what it was,” said George.
“Ssh!” said the man in black soothingly. “See! I will tell you. God
made the world in six days and rested the seventh day....”
“It took me nearly six days to dig my father’s grave, and then I was
very tired.”
“Ssh! Ssh! Listen.... God made the world in six days, and last of all
he made man and set him to live in his nakedness and innocence by the
sweat of his brow. But man ate of the fruit of the tree of knowledge
and became acquainted with original sin in the form of a serpent,
and his descendants were born, lived and died in wickedness and were
reduced to so terrible a plight that God in His mercy sent His son to
point the way to salvation. God’s son was crucified by the Jews, was
wedded to the Church, and, leaving His bride to carry His name all over
the world and bring lost sheep home to the fold, ascended into Heaven.
But first He descended into Hell to show that the soul might be saved
even after damnation, and He rose again the third day. His Church,
after many vicissitudes, reached the faithful people of Fatland, which
for all it is a little island off the continent of Europe, has created
the greatest Empire the world has ever seen. The Fattish people have
been favoured with the only true Church, whose officers and appointed
ministers are deacons, priests, rural deans, prebendaries, canons,
archdeacons, deans, bishops, archbishops. I am a Bishop.”
“All that,” said George, “is in _Tittiker_.”
And he recited the names and salaries of six dioceses, but when he
came to the seventh the Bishop blushed and bade him forbear.
“That,” he said, “is my diocese.” And he swelled out and looked down
his nose and made George feel very uncomfortable, so that to bridge the
difficulty he went back to the Bishop’s story.
“I like that,” he said. “And Hell is such a good word. I never heard it
before.”
“Hell,” replied the Bishop, “is the place of damnation.”
“Ah! my father used to say ‘damnation.’”
“Ssh!”
“There is something about Jews in _Tittiker_, but what is original sin?”
The Bishop looked anxiously from left to right and from right to left
and in a very low, earnest voice he said:
“Are there no women on your island?”
III: ARABELLA
Even as the Bishop spoke there came round the point a creature than
whom George had not even dreamed of any more fair. But her garments
seemed to him absurd, because they clung about her nether limbs so as
to impede their action. She came with little steps toward them, crying:
“Father!”
“My child! Not dead!”
“No, dear father. I have been drying myself over there. I have been
weeping for you. I thought I was the only one saved.”
“So I thought of myself. What a wonderful young woman you are! You look
as if you were going district visiting, so neat you are.”
George was staring at her with all his eyes. Never had he heard more
lovely sounds than those that came from her lips.
“My daughter, Arabella,” said the Bishop.