Windmills: A book of fables — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
Windmills: A book of fables
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On the fourth day, for want of any other employment, the Bishop decided
to confirm George, who consented willingly when he learned that
Arabella had been confirmed. The ceremony impressed him greatly, and he
had just resolved never to have anything to do with Original Sin when
a terrifying boom broke in upon their solemnity. Some such noise had
preceded the detachment of the island, and George ran like a goat to
the top of the hill, whence, bearing down, he saw a dark grey vessel
belching smoke and casting up a great wave before and leaving a white
spume aft. Also on the side of the island away from his dwelling he saw
two sticks above water, and knew, from the Bishop’s description, that
it must be the steam-yacht _Oyster_. He hastened back with the news,
and presently the vessel hove in sight of the beach, and it conceived
and bare a little vessel which put out and came over the waves to the
shore. A handsome man all gold and blue stepped out of the little
vessel and planted a stick with a piece of cloth on it on the sands and
said:
“I claim this island for the Skitish Empire.”
“This island,” said the Bishop, “is the property of Mr. George Samways.”
“Damme,” roared the man in gold and blue, “it isn’t on the chart.”
“Mr. Samways was born here,” said Arabella with the most charming smile.
“Yes.” George saw the man glance approvingly at Arabella and was
anxious to assert himself. “Yes, I was born on the island, but it broke
loose in a storm.”
The officer roared again, the Bishop protested, the men in the boat
grinned, and at last Arabella took the affair in hand and explained
that her father was the Bishop of Bygn and that they had been in the
ill-fated _Oyster_.
The officer removed his hat and begged pardon. They had received
messages from the _Oyster_, but the bearings were wrongly reported.
Sighting land not marked on the chart, they had decided to turn in to
annex it, but, of course, if Mr. Samways were a Skitish subject that
would be unnecessary, and--hum, ha!--All’s well that ends well and it
was extremely fortunate.
Arabella said that Mr. Samways was not only a Skitish subject but a
member of the Church of Fatland, and would be only too pleased to
hand over his island to the Colonial or whatever office might desire
to govern it. Mr. Samways was, so far, the island’s whole permanent
population and would gladly give all particulars. For herself she was
only anxious to return to Fatland, and was excited at the prospect of
travelling on board one of the Emperor-King’s ships of war. Meanwhile
would Mr. ----
“Bich.”
--would Mr. Bich stay to luncheon?
Mr. Bich stayed to luncheon. In the afternoon he made a rough survey
of the island, sounded the surrounding waters, declared that movement
had ceased, and that so far as he could make out the island was fast
on a submarine reef, with which it had collided so violently that
a promontory had cracked and was even now sinking, and with it the
_Oyster_.