Josephine and Amber took seats at one of the desks, with paper and
pens in front of them, and the former glanced round the class. It was
composed of some interesting units. At a desk well to the front sat bolt
upright a gentleman of rather more than middle-age. Half-pay was writ
large all over him. There was not a wrinkle in his coat that did not
harbour a little imp that shrieked out “half pay--half pay!” for all the
world to hear. His hair was thin in places, but at no place was it too
thin to afford cover to half a dozen of those frolicsome demons with
their shriek of “half pay!” His over-brushed frock coat (of the
year before last), his over-blackened boots, and the general air of
over-tidiness that he carried about with him proclaimed the elderly
officer of correct habits who after trying for a year or two to obtain
congenial employment as the secretary to a club and for another year or
two to persuade people to drink the wines of Patagonia, for the sale of
which he had been appointed sole agent for Primrose Hill, had resolved
to commence life again as a popular novelist.
Not far off sat a youth with receding forehead and chin, and a face like
a marmot of the Alps. He kept his small eyes fixed upon the head of a
drowsily pretty girl, with towzled hair of an orange tint unknown to
nature but well known to art--the art of the second class coiffure. She
did the reviews for a humble paper but hoped to qualify to be herself
the reviewed one some day. It was clear that she would not ruin her
chances by a _misalliance_ with the well-balanced scheme of retrocession
observable in his profile.
Two interested young girls sat at another desk guardianed by a
governess--they, at any rate, Josephine thought, possessed the first
qualification for success in fiction, for they observed every one
about them, and made rude remarks to each other respecting their
fellow-creatures. The governess took notes by the aid of a stumpy pencil
the blunt end of which she audibly touched with the tip of her tongue
after every few words; and Josephine perceived that she was anaemic.
Her simple methods contrasted with the elaborate _batterie d’écriture_
of a young lady who sat at the desk next to that at which Josephine
and Amber had placed themselves; for she had placed in front of her a
silver-mounted case, monstrously monogrammed, with double ink-bottles,
each containing something under half a pint. A rack holding half a dozen
pens of varying shapes and sizes, stood imposingly at one side, and on
the other lay a neat ream of letter paper, crested and monogrammed, and
a pronouncing dictionary. The apparatus certainly seemed quite adequate
to the demands of the occasion; and as it turned out, it contained a
good deal that was absolutely unnecessary, for the young lady slipped
into an unobtrusive doze, the moment the lecturer began to address his
class.