“There’s no doubt in my mind that I would. The writing of histories
of periods has long ago been placed among the great industries of the
country, I know.”
“I was appalled the other day when I began to think how utterly at sea I
should be if I had to write a history, or for that matter, a biography;
and history and biography, mind you, are the branches that do not need
any imagination for their working up.”
“Oh, do they not?”
“Well, of course--but I mean that if one has to write a play----”
“What, is there a play department too? What on earth have plays got to
do with literature?”
“The connection just now is faint enough, I admit. And why?--why, I
ask?”
“Let me guess. Is it because up to the present there has not been a
Technical School of Literature?”
“Of course it is. But at one time plays formed a very important part of
the literature of the day.”
“Undoubtedly. The author of Shakespeare’s plays, whoever he was, was
certainly a literary man. I wonder, by the way, if there was a Technical
School in his time.”
“There wasn’t. That’s how it comes that he knew so little about the
technicalities of the modern stage. Take my word for it, Josephine, Mr.
Richmond will prevent the possibility of a recurrence of such mistakes
as those Shakespeare made. And then there are the departments of fiction
and poetry. Could anything be worse than the attempts at fiction and
poetry which one meets nowadays?”
“Impossible, I admit.”
“The poor things who make those poor attempts are really not to be
blamed. If they were set down to make a pair of boots should any one
blame them if they failed? Now I hear it said that there is no market
for poetry in these days. I don’t believe it.”
“I believe that if a paper pattern were to be given away with every
volume the public would buy as many volumes of poetry as could be
printed, if only the patterns were of a high class.”
“The public would buy poetry if a first-class article were offered to
them, but as only one first-class volume appears for every five hundred
of a second-class or a third-class or no class at all, the public are
content to go mad over the merest doggerel, provided it is technically
good doggerel.”
“Mr. Richmond will guarantee that his third year pupils will turn out
good doggerel, I’m sure. And what department do you mean to graduate in,
my Amber?”
Amber paused before replying. A line--a delicate little crayon
line--appeared across her forehead, suggesting earnest thought as she
said:
“I have a great hope to graduate in every department. But I think for
the present I shall confine myself to the ‘Answers to Correspondents.’”
“Oh, the school is actually so technical as that?” cried Josephine.