The Confessions of Jean Jacques Rousseau — Complete
Jean-Jacques Rousseau · en
Though very well made, I could never learn to dance a minuet; for being
plagued with corns, I had acquired a habit of walking on my heels, which
Roche, the dancing master, could never break me of. It was still worse
at the fencing-school, where, after three months’ practice, I made but
very little progress, and could never attempt fencing with any but my
master. My wrist was not supple enough, nor my arm sufficiently firm to
retain the foil, whenever he chose to make it fly out of my hand. Add to
this, I had a mortal aversion both to the art itself and to the person
who undertook to teach it to me, nor should I ever have imagined, that
anyone could have been so proud of the science of sending men out of the
world. To bring this vast genius within the compass of my comprehension,
he explained himself by comparisons drawn from music, which he
understood nothing of. He found striking analogies between a hit in
‘quarte’ or ‘tierce’ with the intervals of music which bears those
names: when he made a feint he cried out, “take care of this ‘diesis’,”
because anciently they called the ‘diesis’ a feint: and when he had made
the foil fly from my hand, he would add, with a sneer, that this was a
pause: in a word, I never in my life saw a more insupportable pedant.
I made, therefore, but little progress in my exercises, which I
presently quitted from pure disgust; but I succeeded better in an art
of a thousand times more value, namely, that of being content with my
situation, and not desiring one more brilliant, for which I began to be
persuaded that Nature had not designed me. Given up to the endeavor of
rendering Madam de Warens happy, I was ever best pleased when in her
company, and, notwithstanding my fondness for music, began to grudge the
time I employed in giving lessons to my scholars.