The Messiah of the Cylinder — Jean-Jacques Rousseau — John Shaqi
The Messiah of the Cylinder
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However, the moving platform quickly carried us away, and the mob
dwindled, so that when we reached our destination only a nucleus
remained. This, however, followed me persistently, gathering to itself
other idlers, who ran beside me, peering up into my face, and fingering
my tattered clothes, and pulling at the tails of my coat in
half-infantile and half-simian curiosity.
The building which we entered contained a single large room on the
ground floor, with desks ranged around the walls. Behind each desk a
clerk in blue was seated, either contemplating the scene before him or
listening disdainfully to applications. I was taken to a desk near the
door. One of the policemen now left me, and the other, who had
contrived, without my knowledge, to possess himself of the gold watch
that had been in my pocket for the last century, placed it upon the desk
before the clerk, who came back slowly and resentfully from a fit of
abstraction.
“Committed stranger?” he inquired.
“Yap,” said the policeman. “He had this.”
The clerk stared at the watch, raised it, and let it fall on its face.
The glass splintered, and he jumped in his seat as if a pistol had been
discharged.
“What is it?” he screamed.
“It looks like an antique chronometer,” said the policeman, examining it
curiously. “See the twelve hours on the dial.”
“Well, they aren’t listed,” the clerk grumbled.
“You lie, you thief,” retorted the policeman.
With some reluctance, but without resentment, the clerk opened a large
book in a paper cover, closely printed in fine hieroglyphics
interspersed with figures. He turned from place to place until he found
what he was trying not to find.
“Museum chronometers, first century B.C. Listed at two hektones,” he
mumbled, and began unlocking a drawer.
“B. C.!” I exclaimed. “What do you mean?”
He paused in the act of pulling the drawer out and glared at me.
“I said ‘museum chronometer of the first century before civilization,’
you fool!” he snarled. “That’s what it is, and that’s what it’s listed
at. Here!”
Extracting some metal counters from the drawer, which he closed with a
bang, he thrust them toward me.
“What am I to do with these?” I asked.
The policeman winked at him, and I caught the word “Spain.” The clerk’s
amazement changed to malignant mirth.
“The value of your chronometer,” he screamed in my ear, as if I were
deaf.
“But I don’t intend to sell it,” I retorted.
A shriek of laughter at my side apprised me that the crowd had gathered
about me. The space about the desk was packed with the same sneering,
mirthless faces, and fifty hands were raised in mimicry or
gesticulation.
“What a barbarian!” murmured a young woman with a typewriter badge on
her shoulder.
The clerk looked at her and winked maliciously. Then he addressed me
again.