Keeping Up with William: In which the Honorable Socrates Potter Talks of the Relative Merits of Sense Common and Preferred — Socrates — John Shaqi
Keeping Up with William: In which the Honorable Socrates Potter Talks of the Relative Merits of Sense Common and Preferred
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“To be sure it was a limited proprietorship over his conscience which
Sam had given to the Union. He could keep and use it until the Union
called for it. He had given a kind of note payable in the use of his
conscience _on demand_.
“Sam had no quarrel with the works--no more quarrel than the Germans had
with the Belgians--not a bit. He was more than satisfied with his wages
and his hours and his general treatment His conscience told him that
his duty was to keep at work. But he discovered suddenly that he had no
right to the use of his own conscience. He had deeded it, on demand,
to the Union--lock, stock and barrel. Sam had become a kind of German
soldier.
“War was declared. Some of the faithful servants of the big shop were
slain. Others were injured; a part of the properly was wrecked. Sam
tried to do the right thing, but couldn't. He went with the German army.
“Now, a man's conscience is given to him for his own use--exclusively
for his own use. There's nothing truer than this: A man's conscience
is like his tooth-brush--it should have but one proprietor. You can not
leave it lying around like an old pair of shoes. Your umbrella is not
as easily lost. It is like your right hand. You can not lay it away--you
can not lend it, and the more you use it the better it is and the less
you use it the weaker it is. Either disuse or misuse will injure it and
possibly deprive you of its service.
“Now, Sam's conscience got mislaid in the shuffle. He suddenly
discovered that he hadn't any. I guess it was rather small at best. It
was through this loss that I came to know about him. He was out of work
for seven months and got to drinking. Idleness and regret and the loss
of friends turned him toward the downward path of women, wine and
song. He is now in a Federal prison for counterfeiting--the victim of
Williamism.
“Now just what had happened to Sam had happened to every man in the
German army. In that deal with the Kaiser his conscience had got
mislaid. He was ready to cut off the hands of a child or torture a
wounded man or shoot an inoffensive civilian. His officers encouraged
him to do it and his conscience was not on duty. It had been turned over
to the Kaiser and the Bundesrath. It had got lost in the shuffle.
“I have told you that William had made the ideal of Germany that of the
insect. Let me be sure that you get my meaning.
“Have you watched a hive of bees in bright summer weather? Well, you
will find that the workers wear out their wings in two weeks and die.
The hive has only two purposes--storage and race perpetuation.
[Illustration: 0065]
These purposes are carried out with ruthless and perfect efficiency.
The drones are stung to death as soon as they are discovered. The worker
will starve and die for the queen. The welfare of the hive is the main
thing--that of the individual of no account whatever. The ants live and
die on the same general plan.