Keeping Up with William: In which the Honorable Socrates Potter Talks of the Relative Merits of Sense Common and Preferred — Socrates — John Shaqi
Keeping Up with William: In which the Honorable Socrates Potter Talks of the Relative Merits of Sense Common and Preferred
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“Every school, every pulpit, every newspaper, every book, became a
pumping-station for hot air impregnated with the new morals. Poets,
philosophers, orators, teachers, statesmen, romancers, were summoned to
the pumps: Rivers of beer and wine flowed into the national abdomen and
were converted into mental and moral flatulency.
“For thirty years Germany had been on a steady dream diet.
Every school, every pulpit, every newspaper, every book, became a
pumping-station for hot air impregnated with the new morals. Poets,
philosophers, orators, teachers, states' men, romancers, were summoned
to the pumps.
“Morning hate with its coffee and prayers, its hourly self-contentment
with its toil, its evening superiority with its beer and frankfurters.
History was falsified, philosophy bribed, religion coerced and
corrupted, conscience silenced--at first by sophistry, then by the iron
hand. Hot air was blowing from all sides. It was no gentle breeze. It
was a simoom, a tornado. No one could stand before it--not even a sturdy
Liebknecht or an unsullied Harden.
“Germany was inebriated with a sense of its mental grandeur and moral
pulchritude. Now moral pulchritude is like a forest flower. It can not
stand the fierce glare of publicity; you can not handle it as you would
handle sausages and dye and fertilizer. Observe how the German military
party is advertising its moral pulchritude--one hundred per cent, pure,
blue ribbon, _spurlos versenkt_, honest-to-God morality!--the kind that
made hell famous.
“I don't blame than at all. How would any one know that they had it if
they did not advertise it?
“It is easy to accept the hot-air treatment for common sense--easy even
for sober-minded men. The cocaine habit is not more swiftly acquired
and brings a like sense of comfort and exhilaration. Slowly the Germans
yielded to its sweet inducement. They began to believe that they were
supermen--the chosen people; they thanked God that they were not like
other men. Their first crime was that of grabbing everything in the
heaven of holy promise. It would appear that those clever Prussians had
arranged with St. Peter for all the reserved seats--nothing but standing
room left Heaven was to be a place exclusively for the lovers of
frankfurters and sauerkraut and Limburger cheese.
“God was altogether their God. Of course! Was He not a member of the
firm of Hohenzollern & Krupp? And, being so, other races were a bore and
an embarrassment. Would He not gladly be rid of them? Certainly. Other
races were God's enemies, and therefore German enemies. So it became the
right and duty of the Germans to reach out and possess the earth and its
fulness. The day had arrived. There was nothing in the world but Germans
and enemies and loot.