The Marryers: A History Gathered from a Brief of the Honorable Socrates Potter — Socrates — John Shaqi
The Marryers: A History Gathered from a Brief of the Honorable Socrates Potter
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“Excuse me! I'm above that kind of thing--way above it,” said he, with a
smile of regret for my ignorance.
“Perhaps you wouldn't be above explaining.”
“Not at all. If I told you that, I would be as bad as they are. Why,
sir, I would be the yellowest yellow dog in the country.”
“Frankness is not apt to have an effect so serious,” I said.
Again the points of his forefingers came together as he gently answered:
“You see, the first demand they made of me, after putting the story in
my hands, was that I should never give out their names. I had to promise
that.”
“Oh, I see. They've elected you to the office of Guardian Angel and
Secretary of the Treasury. How did it happen?”
The query didn't annoy him. He was getting used to my sallies, and went
on:
“It was easy and natural as drawing your breath. Those men knew that I
had met Mr. Norris--that I was a man of his class, and could talk to him
on even terms. They had got the story from a man now dead--paid him five
hundred dollars for it. They wanted my help to make a profit, see? I
had met Mr. Norris and liked him. He is one of Nature's noblemen. So I
played a friendly part in the matter, and bought the story and turned
it over to Mr. Norris for what it cost me, and he gave me two hundred
dollars for my time. Unfortunately, they have turned out to be rascals,
and we have had to keep them in spending money, and prosperity has made
them extravagant. The whole thing has become a nuisance to me, and I
wish I was out of it.”
“What do they want now?” I asked.
“Ten thousand dollars.”
That was all he said--just those three well-filled words--with a sad but
firm look in his face and a neat little gesture of both hands. “When do
they want it?”
“To-day; they're getting impatient.”
“Suppose you tell them that they'll have to practise economy for a week
or so at least. I don't know but we shall decide to let them go ahead
and do their worst. It isn't going to hurt Norris. He's been foolish
about it; I'm trying to stiffen his backbone.” Wilton rose with a look
of impatience in his face that betrayed him.
“Very well; but _I_ shall not be responsible for the consequences.”
The cat had hissed for the first time, but he quickly recovered himself;
the tender look returned to his eyes.
“I think you're foolish,” he began again, while his right forefinger
caressed the point of his left. “These men are not going to last long.
One of them has had delirium tremens twice, and the other is in the
hospital with Bright's disease. They're both of them broke, and you know
as well as I that they could get this money in an hour from some
newspaper. It's almost dead sure that both of these men will be out of
the way in a year or so. Norris wants to be protected, and it's up to
you and me to do it.”
“Personally I do not see the object,” I insisted. “Protecting him from
one assault only exposes him to another.”