The Marryers: A History Gathered from a Brief of the Honorable Socrates Potter — Socrates — John Shaqi
The Marryers: A History Gathered from a Brief of the Honorable Socrates Potter
Socrates · en
Many salient points in the career of Wilton lay before me. It's singular
how much it may cost to learn the history of one little man. For half
the sum that I was to pay for Wilton's record a commonplace intellect
should have been able to acquire every important fact in the history of
the world. Wilton, whose real name was Muggs, was wanted in Mexico for
grand larceny, and very grand larceny at that, for he had absconded
twelve years before with twenty thousand dollars belonging to the
business in which he had been engaged. They had got their clue from a
letter which he had carelessly left in his coat-pocket when he entered a
Turkish bath, but of that part of the matter I need say no more. It
was quite likely that he was wanted in other places, but this was want
enough for my purpose.
It was Saturday, and Betsey had gone to Pointview; I was to follow her
that evening for the week-end. No fog that day. The sun was shining in
clear air.
When Wilton came my program had been arranged. It began as soon as he
entered my room. The cat was purring when suddenly the dog jumped at
her. It was the dog in my voice as I said:
“Good morning, you busted philanthropist! Why didn't you tell me at
once that your name was Muggs. You might have saved me the expense of
employing a dozen detectives to learn what you could have told me in
five minutes. As a saint you're a failure. Why didn't you tell me that
they wanted you down in Mexico?”
The cat was gone--jumped out of the open window, perhaps. I never saw
her again. Muggs stood unmasked before me. He was a man now. His face
changed color. His right hand went up to his brow, and then, as if
wondering what it was there for, began deftly smoothing his hair, while
his lower lip came up to the tips of his cropped mustache. His eyelids
quivered slightly. The fingers in that telltale hand began to tremble
like a flag of distress.
In a second, before he had time to recover, I swung again, and very
vigorously.
“If you're going to save yourself you haven't a minute to lose. The
detectives want that reward, and they're after you. They telephoned
me not ten minutes ago. I'll do what I can for you, but I make one
condition.”
“Excuse me,” he said, as he pulled himself together. “I didn't know that
you had such a taste for history.”
“I love to study the history of philanthropists,” I said. “Yours
thrilled me. I couldn't stop till I got to this minute. You're just
beginning a new chapter, and I want you to give it a heading right now.
Shall it be 'Prison Life' or 'In the Way of Reform'?”
Again the man spoke.
“As God's my witness, I want to live honest,” said he.
“Then I'll try to help you.”
I have always thought with admiration of his calmness as he looked down
at me with a face that said, “I surrender,” and a tongue that said:
“May I use your bath-room for one minute?”
“Certainly,” was my answer.
He entered the bath-room and closed its door behind him.