The Marryers: A History Gathered from a Brief of the Honorable Socrates Potter — Socrates — John Shaqi
The Marryers: A History Gathered from a Brief of the Honorable Socrates Potter
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“Well, those women got their heads together, and my wife thought that,
on the whole, she liked the looks of the count. He was rather slim and
dusky, but he had big, dark eyes and red cheeks and perfect teeth and
a fine bearing. So they drove to Florence, where he lived, and
investigated his pedigree and character. It was a very old family, which
had played an important part in the campaigns of Mazzini and Cavour,
but its estate had been confiscated after the first failure of the
great Lombard chief, and its fortunes were now at a low ebb. One of the
count's brothers is the head waiter in a hotel at Naples. He had sense
enough to go to work, but the count is a confirmed gentleman who rests
on hopes and visions. He reminds me of a house standing in the air with
no visible means of support.
“However, the investigation was satisfactory to my wife, and she invited
the young man to dinner at her hotel. The ladies were all captivated
by his charm, and there's no denying that the young fellow has pretty
manners. It's great to see him garnish a cup of tea or a plate of
spaghetti with conversation. His talk is pastry and bonbons.
“When I came on I found them going about with him and having a fine
time. Under his leadership my wife had visited sundry furniture and
antique shops and invested some five thousand dollars, on which, I
presume, the count received commissions sufficient to keep him in
spending-money for a while. I didn't like the count, and told them so.
He's too effeminate for me--hasn't the frank, upstanding, full-breasted,
rugged, ready-for-anything look of our American boys. But I didn't
interfere; I kept my hands off, for long ago I promised to let my wife
have her way about the girl. That reminds me we have invited young
Forbes to come over and spend a month with us.”
“Likely young fellow,” I said.
“None better,” said he; “if he had sense enough to ask Gwen to marry
him I'd be glad of it. I have refused to encourage the affair with the
count, but we find it hard to saw him off. We drove to Florence the
other day, and he followed us there and back again. He's a comer, I can
tell you; we can see him coming wherever we are. I swear a little about
it now and then, and Gwen says, 'Well, father, you don't own the road.'
And Mrs. Norris will say: 'Poor fellow! Isn't it pitiful? I'm so sorry
for him!'
“His devotion to business is simply amazing--works early and late, and
don't mind going hungry. In all my life I never saw anything like it.”
We had arrived at Tivoli, and as he ceased speaking we drew up at
Hadrian's Villa and entered the ruins with a crowd of American tourists.
An energetic lady dogged the steps of the swift-moving guide with a
volley of questions which began with, “Was it before or after Christ?”
By and by she said: “I wouldn't like to have been Mrs. Hadrian. Think of
covering all these floors with carpets and keeping them clean!”