The Marryers: A History Gathered from a Brief of the Honorable Socrates Potter — Socrates — John Shaqi
The Marryers: A History Gathered from a Brief of the Honorable Socrates Potter
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I am not much inclined to the phrases of romance. Being a lawyer, I hew
to the line. But I have come to a minute when my imagination pulls at
the rein as if it wanted to run away. I remember that an old colonial
lawyer refers in one of his complaints to “a most comely and winsome
mayd who with ribbands and slashed sleeves and snug garments and
stockings well knit and displayed and sundry glances of her eye did
wickedly and unlawfully work upon this man until he forgot his duty
to his God, his state, and his family,” and it is on record that this
“winsome mayd” was condemned to sit in the bilboes.
The tall, graceful, blue-eyed, blond-haired girl, opposite whom I sat
in the motor-car that day, was both comely and winsome. She innocently
“worked upon” the opposite sex until one member of it got to work upon
me, and I'm not the kind that goes around looking for trouble. Even when
it looks for me it often fails to find me.
I am a man rather firmly set in my way and well advanced upon it, but I
have to acknowledge that Gwendolyn's face kept reminding me of the best
days of my boyhood, when life itself was like a rose just opened, and
the smile of Betsey was morning sunlight. Backed by great wealth, its
effect upon the marryers of Italy can be imagined.
Gwendolyn had survived the three deadly perils of girlhood--cake, candy,
and the soda-fountain. A pony and saddle and good air to breathe helped
her to win the fight until she went to school in Munich, where a wise
matron and the spirit of the school induced her to climb mountains and
eat meat and vegetables and other articles in the diet of the sane. Now
she was a strong, red-cheeked, full-blooded young lady of twenty. In
spite of the stanch Americanism of Norris, Gwendolyn and her mother were
full of European spirit. They liked democracy, but they loved the pomp
and splendor of courts, and the sound of titles, and the glitter of
swords and uniforms. As we got into the car we observed numbers of young
men staring at us, and I spoke of it, and Gwendolyn said to me:
“I think that the young men in America are better-looking, but they
are so cold! All the girls tell me that these boys can beat them making
love, and I believe it.”
“But most of our boys have work to do,” I said. “With them love-making
is only a side issue, and it often comes at the end of a long, hard day.
These Italians seem to have nothing else to do but make love.”
“I don't see, for my part, why men who have plenty of money should
have to work,” said Mrs. Norris. “What's the use of having money if it
doesn't give you leisure for enjoyment?”
“But leisure is like dynamite--you have to be careful with it,” I said.
“For most of us it's the only danger. All deviltry begins in leisure and
ends in work, if at all. Being naturally sinful, I don't fool with it
much. Of course you women are moral giants, and you don't need to be so
scared of it.”