The Marryers: A History Gathered from a Brief of the Honorable Socrates Potter — Socrates — John Shaqi
The Marryers: A History Gathered from a Brief of the Honorable Socrates Potter
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“So do I,” was my answer. “The Italian people, who are doing the work of
Italy, are admirable. Out in the vineyards you will find young men who
are even good enough for Gwendolyn. It's these idle horse-traders that
I object to--these fellows who are trying to swap a case of spavined
respectability for a fortune.”
“Oh, you're a mountain of prejudice!” Mrs. Norris exclaimed. “Now,
there's the Princess Carrero. She was an American girl, and she is the
happiest, proudest woman in Italy. Her husband is one of the finest
gentlemen I ever met.”
“He's a dear!” Gwendolyn echoed.
“For my part I think that international marriages are a fine thing,”
Mrs. Norris went on. “They are drawing the races together into one
brotherhood.”
“But such a brotherhood will be hard on our sisterhood,” I objected. “A
wife here is the chief hired girl. Often if she doesn't mind she gets
licked, and if she's an American she must always pay the bills.”
We had come to the great church of St. Paul, beyond the ancient walls of
the city. There we left our car and passed through a crowd of insistent
beggars to enter its door. We shivered in our wraps under the great,
golden ceiling high above our heads. Its towering columns and pilasters
looked like sculptured ice. It was all so cold!
“It doesn't seem right,” I said to Mrs. Norris, “that one should get a
chill in the house of God.”
“Keep cool ought to be good advice for Christians,” said Betsey.
“But coldness and hospitality are bad companions,” I insisted. “Chilling
grandeur a people might reasonably expect from their king; but is it the
thing for a prodigal returning to his father's house?”
“But isn't it beautiful?”
Mrs. Norris wished me to agree, and I shocked her by saying:
“Beautiful, but too much like kings' palaces. The Golden House of Nero
was just this kind of thing, and it's on record that Jesus Christ had no
taste for show and glitter. I believe He called it vanity.” Mrs. Norris
wore a look of surprise. The old horse called Honesty took the bit in
his teeth then and fairly ran away with me.
“The whole difference between Europe and America is in this building,” I
said. “We no longer believe in kings or kings' palaces in heaven or upon
earth. With most of us God has ceased to be an emperor rejoicing in pomp
and splendor and adulation. We find that He likes better to dwell in a
cabin and a humble heart. We do not believe that he cares for the title
of king. We do not believe that there are any titles in heaven.”
At this point I observed a look of astonishment in the face of Mrs.
Norris, so I suddenly closed the tap of my thoughts.
Was it my philosophy? No, it was Muggs who lifted his hat (or rather my
hat) as he passed us with the sentimental Mrs. Mullet clinging to his
arm.
“Don't notice him,” Mrs. Norris whispered to her daughter, as both
turned away. “It's that odious Wilton who used to come and see father.”