The Marryers: A History Gathered from a Brief of the Honorable Socrates Potter — Socrates — John Shaqi
The Marryers: A History Gathered from a Brief of the Honorable Socrates Potter
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Mrs. Mullet fell into a chair and seemed to find it hard work to
breathe. Betsey put her smelling-salts under the lady's nose. She
quickly regained her self-possession and rose and said, in a trembling
voice:
“Thank you! I am going home.”
She left, and again we paid our compliments to the artist, who politely
left his work to speak with us. He asked me for information regarding
certain Americans who owed him for busts. An actress had had herself
put, life-size and nude, into white marble, and after making her first
payment was maintaining a discreet silence in some part of the world
unknown to the artist.
“How coy!” Betsey exclaimed as she looked at the marble figure.
A Brooklyn woman and her two daughters had sat for busts and then had
weakened on the general proposition and abandoned the country when they
were half finished. I made haste to depart for fear that he might wish
to engage me as collector for his bust factory.
Just beyond the door we met a young man who had come over on the boat
with us, and stopped for a word with him. I was telling him that I was
going to see the Pantheon that afternoon, when Muggs greeted me.
“It's a wonderful ruin,” he remarked with a smile.
I made no answer, and he entered the studio, probably to meet Mrs.
Mullet. He would get his dismissal soon. Then what?
IX.--A MODERN AMERICAN MARRYER ENTERS THE SCENE
I HAVE read that there are no fairies in Italy, but I know better.
Italy is full of them, and they are the most light-footed, friendly,
impartial, democratic fairies in the world. They are liable to make
friends with anybody. Like many Italians, they seem to live mostly on
the foreign population. A number of them adopted me for a residence.
Sometimes, when they were playful, they made me feel like a winter
resort. They used to enjoy tobogganing down the slopes of my shoulders
and digging their toes in the snow; they held games here and there on my
person, which seemed to be well attended. I got a glimpse of one of them
now and then, and we became acquainted with each other; and, while he
was very shy, I am sure that he knew and liked me. I called him Oberon.
He and his kin did me a great service, for they taught me why people
move their arms and shrug their shoulders so much in Italy. Then, too, I
always had company wherever I happened to be.
So when Betsey and the Norris ladies implored me to go with them to Mrs.
Dorsey's palace and hear a prince lecture, I reported that I was engaged
to play with the fairies, whereupon they concluded that I wanted the
time for meditation and left me out of their plans. So it happened that
I was, fortunately, alone with Norris when Forbes arrived, a full day
ahead of his schedule.