In the detestable reigns of Charles IX. and Henry III. the whole affair
was only whether the people should be slaves to the Guises. With regard
to the last war of Paris, it deserves only to be hooted at. Methinks I
see a crowd of schoolboys rising up in arms against their master, and
afterwards whipped for it. Cardinal de Retz, who was witty and brave
(but to no purpose), rebellious without a cause, factious without design,
and head of a defenceless party, caballed for caballing sake, and seemed
to foment the civil war merely out of diversion. The Parliament did not
know what he intended, nor what he did not intend. He levied troops by
Act of Parliament, and the next moment cashiered them. He threatened, he
begged pardon; he set a price upon Cardinal Mazarin's head, and
afterwards congratulated him in a public manner. Our civil wars under
Charles VI. were bloody and cruel, those of the League execrable, and
that of the Frondeurs ridiculous.
That for which the French chiefly reproach the English nation is the
murder of King Charles I., whom his subjects treated exactly as he would
have treated them had his reign been prosperous. After all, consider on
one side Charles I., defeated in a pitched battle, imprisoned, tried,
sentenced to die in Westminster Hall, and then beheaded. And on the
other, the Emperor Henry VII., poisoned by his chaplain at his receiving
the Sacrament; Henry III. stabbed by a monk; thirty assassinations
projected against Henry IV., several of them put in execution, and the
last bereaving that great monarch of his life. Weigh, I say, all these
wicked attempts, and then judge.
LETTER IX.--ON THE GOVERNMENT
That mixture in the English Government, that harmony between King, Lords,
and commons, did not always subsist. England was enslaved for a long
series of years by the Romans, the Saxons, the Danes, and the French
successively. William the Conqueror particularly, ruled them with a rod
of iron. He disposed as absolutely of the lives and fortunes of his
conquered subjects as an eastern monarch; and forbade, upon pain of
death, the English either fire or candle in their houses after eight
o'clock; whether was this to prevent their nocturnal meetings, or only to
try, by an odd and whimsical prohibition, how far it was possible for one
man to extend his power over his fellow-creatures. It is true, indeed,
that the English had Parliaments before and after William the Conqueror,
and they boast of them, as though these assemblies then called
Parliaments, composed of ecclesiastical tyrants and of plunderers
entitled barons, had been the guardians of the public liberty and
happiness.