Toleration and other essays — Voltaire — John Shaqi
Toleration and other essays
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Pope Alexander VI. had openly bought the papal tiara, and his five
bastards shared its advantages. His son, the cardinal-duke of Borgia,
made an end, in concert with his father, of Vitelli, Urbino, Gravina,
Oliveretto, and a hundred other nobles, in order to seize their
lands. Julius II., animated by the same spirit, excommunicated Louis
XII. and gave his kingdom to the first occupant; while he himself,
helmet on head and cuirass on back, spread blood and fire over part
of Italy. Leo X., to pay for his pleasures, sold indulgences, as the
taxes are sold in the open market. They who revolted against this
brigandage were, at least, not wrong from the moral point of view.
Let us see if they were wrong in politics.
They said that, since Jesus Christ had never exacted fees, nor sold
dispensations for this world or indulgences for the next, one might
refuse to pay a foreign prince the price of these things. Supposing
that our fees to Rome and the dispensations which we still buy[11]
did not cost us more than five hundred thousand francs a year, it is
clear that, since the time of Francis I., we should have paid, in
two hundred and fifty years, a hundred and twenty million francs;
allowing for the change of value in money, we may say about two
hundred and fifty millions [£10,000,000]. One may, therefore,
without blasphemy, admit that the heretics, in proposing to abolish
these singular taxes, which will astonish a later age, did not do
a very grave wrong to the kingdom, and that they were rather good
financiers than bad subjects. Let us add that they alone knew Greek,
and were acquainted with antiquity. Let us grant that, in spite of
their errors, we owe to them the development of the human mind, so
long buried in the densest barbarism.
But, as they denied the existence of Purgatory, which it is not
permitted to doubt, and which brought a considerable income to
the monks; and as they did not venerate relics, which ought to be
venerated, and which are a source of even greater profit--in fine,
as they assailed much-respected dogmas, the only answer to them
at first was to burn them. The king, who protected and subsidised
them in Germany, walked at the head of a procession in Paris, and
at the close a number of the wretches were executed. This was the
manner of execution. They were hung at the end of a long beam, which
was balanced, like a see-saw, across a tree. A big fire was lit
underneath, and they were alternately sunk into it and raised out.
Their torments were thus protracted, until death relieved them from a
more hideous punishment than any barbarian had ever invented.