“Master, we come to beg you to tell us why so strange an animal as man
has been formed?”
“Why do you trouble your head about it?” said the dervish; “is it any
business of yours?”
“But, reverend father,” said Candide, “there is a horrible amount of
evil on the earth.”
“What signifies it,” says the dervish, “whether there is evil or good?
When His Highness sends a ship to Egypt does he trouble whether the rats
aboard are comfortable or not?”
“What is to be done, then?” says Pangloss.
“Be silent,” answers the dervish.
“I flattered myself,” replied Pangloss, “to have reasoned a little with
you on causes and effects, the best of possible worlds, the origin of
evil, the nature of the soul, and on pre-established harmony.”
At these words the dervish shut the door in their faces.—_Candide_.
Motives for Conduct
_Countess_: Apropos, I have forgotten to ask your opinion upon a matter
which I read yesterday in a story by these good Mohammedans, which much
struck me. Hassan, son of Ali, being bathing, one of his slaves threw
over him by accident some boiling water. His servants wished to impale
the culprit. Hassan, instead, gave him twenty pieces of gold. “There
is,” said he, “a degree of glory in Paradise for those who repay
services, a greater one for those who forgive evil, and a still greater
one for those who recompense involuntary evil.” What think you of his
action and his speech?
_The Count_: I recognise there my good Moslems of the first ages.
_Abbé_: And I, my good Christians.
_M. Fréret_: And I am sorry that the scalded Hassan, son of Ali, should
have given twenty pieces of gold in order to have glory in Paradise. I
do not like interested fine actions. I should have wished that Hassan
had been sufficiently virtuous and humane to have consoled the despair
of the slave without even dreaming of being placed in the third rank in
Paradise.—_Le Diner du Comte de Boulainvilliers_.
Self-Love
Self-love and all its off-shoots are as necessary to man as the blood
which flows in his veins. Those who would take away his passions because
they are dangerous resemble those who would deplete a man of all his
blood lest he should fall into apoplexy.—_Traité de Metaphysique._
Go From Your Village
A stupid said: “I must think like my _bonze_ (priest), for all my
village agrees with him.” Go from your village, poor man, and you will
find ten thousand others who have each their _bonze_, and who all think
differently.
Religious Prejudices