Voltaire: A Sketch of His Life and Works — Voltaire — John Shaqi
Voltaire: A Sketch of His Life and Works
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If your nurse has told you that Ceres presides over corn, or that Vishnu
or Sakyamuni became men several times, or that Odin awaits you in his
hall towards Jutland, or that Mohammed or some other travelled to
Heaven; if, moreover, your preceptor deepens in your brain what the
nurse, has engraved, you will hold it all your life. Should your
judgment rise against these prejudices, your neighbors, above all your
female neighbors, will cry out at the impiety and frighten you. Your
dervish, fearing the diminution of his revenue, may accuse you before
the Cadi, and this Cadi impale you if he can, since he desires to rule
over fools, believing fools obey better than others; and this will
endure till your neighbors, and the dervish, and the Cadi begin to
understand that folly is good for nothing and that persecution is
abominable.—_Dictionnaire Philosophique_.
Sacred History
I abandon to the declaimer Bossuet the politics of the Kings of Judah
and Samaria, who only understood assassination, beginning with their
King David (who took to the trade of brigand to make himself king, and
assassinated Uriah when he was his master); and to wise Solomon, who
began by assassinating Adonijah, his own brother, at the foot of the
altar. I am tired of the absurd pedantry which consecrates the history
of such a people to the instruction of children.—_l’A.B.C._
Dupe And Rogue
Are there theologians of good faith? Yes, as there have been men who
believed themselves sorcerers.—_Le Diner du Comte de Boulainvilliers._
Enthusiasm begins, roguery ends. It is with religion as with gambling.
One begins by being dupe, one ends by being rogue.—_Le Diner du Comte de
Boulainvilliers._
Every country has its bonzes. But I recognise that there are as many of
them deceived as deceivers. The majority are those blinded by enthusiasm
in their youth, and who never recover sight; there are others who have
preserved one eye, and see all squintingly. These are the stupid
charlatans.—_Entre deux Chinois._
“Delenda Est Carthago”
Theology must absolutely be destroyed, just as judicial astrology,
magic, the divining rod, and the Star Chamber have been
destroyed.—_l’A.B.C._
Jesus and Mohammed
_L’Abbé_: How could Christianity have established itself so high if it
had nothing but fanaticism and fraud at its base?
_Le Comte_: And how did Mohammedanism establish itself. Mohammed at
least could write and fight, and Jesus knew neither writing nor
self-defence. Mohammed had the courage of Alexander, with the mind of
Numa; and your Jesus, sweat, blood, and water. Mohammedanism has never
changed, while you have changed your religion twenty times. There is
more difference between it, as it is to-day, from what it was in the
first ages, than there is between your customs and those of King
Dagobert.—_Le Diner du Comte de Boulainvilliers._
How Faiths Spread