A Comic History of the United StatesHopkins, Livingston
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A Comic History of the United States
Hopkins, Livingston
United States -- History -- Humor
Cornwallis, commander of the British forces, placed his sword at the
disposal of General Washington on the 19th of October, 1781, and took
passage on the next steamer for Europe.
The final scene in the history of the war for American liberty is
graphically set forth on page 132. It is copied from a group of
wax-works illustrative of that event, and is, therefore, warranted
reliable.
The war was now virtually over, but it was not until two years later
that England signed a quit-claim deed resigning all right and title to
its American property.
[Illustration:
_SURRENDER OF CORNWALLIS_
]
The Continental army was disbanded, and returning to their homes the
soldiers hammered their muskets and things into plowshares and sold them
to the farmers. The battle fields were cut up into corner lots, and a
season of great prosperity began. Washington was elected President of
the young Republic, and gave great satisfaction in that capacity. His
second term having expired, he wrote an address of great literary merit
and retired to private life at Mount Vernon. He ingeniously forged a
little hatchet out of his sword for his little step-son, and taught him
how to chop down cherry trees with neatness and dispatch and own up to
it afterwards.
[Illustration:
_G. W. ENJOYING THE REPOSE OF PRIVATE LIFE._
]
_CHAPTER XXIV._
AN INCIDENT OF THE REVOLUTION.
It is always very noble and all that sort of thing when a nation or
individuals sacrifice anything for a principle. Sometimes such sacrifice
meets with immediate reward and sometimes the reward is delayed and the
parties making the sacrifice have to wait indefinitely for their pay. A
little incident which befel an ancestor of ours illustrates both these
propositions to some extent, and having a few moments to spare we are
tempted to relate it briefly, as follows.
[Illustration:
On one memorable occasion, in-pursuance of Washington’s famous order
to place none but Americans on guard, an ancestor of ours was
detailed to guard certain military stores. The missiles of
destruction, it will be noticed, were flying about in a style that
seemed more promiscuous than soothing to a nervous temperament.
]
[Illustration:
Accidents will happen in the best regulated families, and it certainly
was no fault of our ancestor that a shell, fired by unprincipled
Britons, struck the military stores aforesaid, destroying them, but,
beyond giving a severe shock to his nervous system, the projectile
did our ancestor no harm as it did not explode.
]
[Illustration:
As a reward for his valiant conduct, Washington begged our ancestor to
accept the unexploded shell, which the latter resolved to preserve
as a souvenir of the adventure and hand down to posterity.
]
[Illustration:
He carried it with him on many a weary march.
]
[Illustration:
’Tis true he found it a serious inconvenience ofttimes.
]
[Illustration:
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