A journey to the world under-groundHolberg, Ludvig
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A journey to the world under-ground
Holberg, Ludvig
Utopias -- Early works to 1800; Voyages, Imaginary -- Early works to 1800
The Soil abounds with Corn, Herbs, and Pulse; and produces
all the Fruits of _Europe_, except Oats, of which there is no Want,
since there are no Horses. The Seas and Lakes afford delicious Fish,
and the Shoars and Banks are adorn’d with the most entertaining Variety
of Villages, some contiguous, and some divided. The Liquor they drink
is extracted from certain Herbs which flourish all the Year. The
Venders of this Liquor are call’d _Minhalpi_, that is, Herb-Dressers,
who in every City are restrained to a certain Number, and who alone
have the Privilege of preparing it. Those who enjoy this Advantage, are
commanded to abstain from all other Business or lucrative Employment.
In particular it is provided, that those who already are in any publick
Offices, or who have Salaries from the Government, shall never concern
themselves in this Branch of Trade; because these by their Power and
Authority in the City might monopolize the Business, and be able to
undersel the rest, from the Revenues they already enjoy. An Artifice
often practised by the Courtiers and great Men of our World, who in the
Shape of Merchants or Jobbers, become immensely rich.
Their Populousness is mightily promoted by a certain salutary Law
concerning Procreation; for according to the Number of Children, their
Privileges and Immunities are increas’d or diminish’d. He who is
the Father of six Children is exempted from all Taxes, ordinary and
extraordinary. Hence a numerous Issue is deem’d as advantageous there
as it is hurtful and inconvenient in our World, where often a Tax is
impos’d in the Way of Capitation. No one here fills two Posts at once,
because they are of Opinion, that the least Employment requires the
whole Activity of the Soul. And therefore, with the Leave of my fellow
Creatures, I must say, that Business is better done with them than with
us. So sacred is the Observance of this Law, that a Physician does not
direct his Studies to the whole Circle of Physick, but bends all his
Application to the Nature and Cure of one only Disorder. A Musician
plays upon only one Instrument, quite otherwise than it is upon our
Earth, where by the Variety of our Pretensions, Humanity is trampled
on, Bitternesses increase, and our Duty is neglected; and where, by
aiming at every Thing, we do nothing to good Purpose. Thus a Physician,
while he affects to rectify the Disorders of the State, as well as
those of the Body, performs neither well. Thus, if another will be both
a Senator and a Musician, we can expect nothing but Discord. We are apt
to admire such daring Spirits as fly at all Things, who mix officiously
in Matters of the highest Concern, and think there is nothing they are
unfit for. But it is all Rashness, Presumption, and a total Want of
Sense of their own Strength, that we thus blindly admire. Did they
but thoroughly know the Weight of publick Office, and the Shortness
of their own Abilities, they would reject the offer’d Honours, and
tremble at the Sound.
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