“I have here two bolts of table ‘linen’ in exactly the same
chrysanthemum design. One of these is real linen, value one dollar
and fifty cents per yard; the other is mercerized cotton, value
seventy-five cents per yard. I am quite sure that when these two bolts
are passed around, you will not be able to tell the linen from the
mercerized cotton. My own salesmen can not tell them apart without
applying some sort of a test. Down in our basement you can buy the
mercerized cotton at seventy-five cents a yard. If you will launder it
carefully, rinsing it finally in very thin starch water, iron it very
dry with heavy irons, you can get exactly the same gloss possible for
linen damask, and you will get its full value of seventy-five cents a
yard.
“The real linen sells at one dollar and fifty cents per yard, in our
linen department on the second floor. If you want to spend a dollar
and a half a yard for table linen, just make sure that you are getting
linen and not mercerized cotton, that you are getting a dollar in
fabric value for every dollar of father’s money.”
Several clerks started to carry the bolts of linen through the
audience. Instantly an eager woman was on her feet.
“But how are we to know the difference between mercerized cotton and
linen, if your own clerks do not recognize it?” she demanded.
“By asking the clerk to test what you are buying, in front of your
eyes. Have the material moistened on the right side. If the moisture
shows almost immediately on the wrong side you may be reasonably sure
that it is linen damask. If, however, the moisture does not show
quickly on the wrong side, you may be pretty sure that it is cotton
so highly mercerized or finished that the polish or finish withstands
moisture. Or you can have it rubbed with a damp cloth. Linen will
remain smooth; mercerized cotton will roughen.
“Moreover, as soon as the salesman finds out that you know how to buy
linen, he will tell you the truth rather than be caught in an attempt
to deceive you. Don’t say to a salesman, as some of our customers do,
‘I don’t know anything about linens, except the kind of pattern I like,
so I’ll have to depend on you about quality,’ Don’t confess ignorance
and invite deception when you can so easily possess knowledge.”
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