Augustus Carp, Esq., by Himself: Being the Autobiography of a Really Good ManBashford, H. H. (Henry Howarth), Sir
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Augustus Carp, Esq., by Himself: Being the Autobiography of a Really Good Man
Bashford, H. H. (Henry Howarth), Sir
English fiction -- 20th century; Humorous stories; Satire
Happy as I was, however, with some such volume as this, a pound or two
of chocolates, and my rabbit Isaiah, or to settle down for a long summer
afternoon with the Hymnal Companion to the Book of Common Prayer, I was
not averse from an occasional ramble in the company of my father, or
even from exercise of a more vehement order with younger and suitable
comrades. The chief of these latter was Emily Smith, the granddaughter
of Mrs. Emily Smith, my mother’s aunt, a gentle child, who was
unfortunately an albino, but of a deeply religious and sympathetic
nature.
A year or two older than myself, she lived with her grandmother at New
Cross, and in her company and that of some of her school companions, I
played several health-giving and mirthful games. One of our favourites,
I remember, was Hide and Go Seek, combining both physical and mental
exertion; and another, of which we were hardly less fond, was known as
Nuts in May.
For the purposes of this latter game those who proposed to take part
would first form themselves into two equal groups, the members of each
moiety then standing side by side, facing the same way and holding each
other’s hands. The two groups would then take up positions, each
opposite each, in joyous anticipation, and so arranged as to secure a
space between them sufficient for an alternating advance and retreat. By
a previous arrangement one of the two sides would then approximate
itself to the other, singing in unison and to an established melody, the
following humorously incongruous lines.
Here we go gathering nuts in May, nuts in May, nuts in May,
Here we go gathering nuts in May
On a cold and frosty morning.
That we were not in fact doing so was of course obvious. But the
innocent laughter that the words always provoked in us was quite
sufficient, in the opinion of myself and my comrades, to rob them of any
semblance of deliberate untruthfulness.
It would then become the turn of the previously silent and stationary
players to advance singing a second stanza, in which they would merrily
inquire which of their number was to be chosen as symbolic of these nuts
in May. To them in reply the first group would designate a member of the
second, whereupon the second group would once more advance with the very
pertinent query:—
_Whom will you send to fetch her_ (or _him_, if it was myself) _away,
fetch her_ (or _him_, if it was myself) _away, fetch her_ (or _him_,
if it was myself) _away_,
_Whom will you send to fetch her_ (or _him_, if it was myself) _away_,
_On a cold and frosty morning_?
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