Augustus Carp, Esq., by Himself: Being the Autobiography of a Really Good ManBashford, H. H. (Henry Howarth), Sir
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Augustus Carp, Esq., by Himself: Being the Autobiography of a Really Good Man
Bashford, H. H. (Henry Howarth), Sir
English fiction -- 20th century; Humorous stories; Satire
Even in this, however, probably up till then the darkest hour of my
existence, Providence had set a rainbow across my despair from which I
have never since failed to glean comfort. Roused to the very depths of
his indignant paternity, my father immediately began to take steps
against the doctor, while both Mrs. Emily Smith, the grandmother of my
little comrade, and the aunt that had stood with my mother’s mother at
the bottom of the stairs, provided me with velveteen skull-caps,
skilfully embroidered with forget-me-nots.
Perhaps the most fruitful, however, of the issues of this affliction,
apart from the damages that my father ultimately secured, was the
life-long friendship that it produced between ourselves and the Whey
family. A junior sidesman to my father at St. James-the-Least-of-All,
Mr. Balfour Whey was not only a rising solicitor, but the father of two
boys, Simeon and Silas. To the elder of these, Simeon, I have already
referred as the vicar of the parish in which I at present reside. But
Silas, since dead under distressing circumstances, to which I shall
refer in due course, was but half an hour younger, and they were usually
regarded as being twins.
Xtian lads of about my own age, and each with an impediment in his
speech, both were destined on this account for eventual ordination in
the Church of England. What knitted us together, however, at this
painful juncture was the curious fact that, in addition to others, both
of them were suffering like myself from an invasion of the ring-worm.
Adequately treated, however, they had retained their hair, and, as their
father immediately perceived, might for this reason prove invaluable
witnesses in the prosecution upon which we had determined.
[Illustration:
_From a portrait of the Aunt who stood and my mother’s mother at the
foot of the stairs_
]
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