Do not fail to see our Mammoth Street Parade, the Grand Oriental and Princely Pageant, over nine miles in length, and don't you forget it! It has been pronounced by the crowned heads of the world to be the most Scrumptuous Mighty and Magnificent Confederation of Wonders. Knights in full panoply--ladies without any panoply on. Endless ranks of gold bedizened cages, _recherche_ chariots; boss camels, with or without humps; cages of mammoth reptilian angle-worms; lions stuffed with baled hay; petrified circus jokes; preserved seats; gazelle-like elephants, and a bang-up outfit generally. [Illustration: 0029] It is well worth a journey of one hundred miles to see alone our mammoth band chariot, flecked with burnished gold, and costing $250 per fleck. We will not be outflecked! Bear in mind the time and place! GRANITE CANON, AUGUST 14TH. Afternoon and evening, with Grand Matinee for baldheaded men at 5 p.m. each day. [Illustration: 5029] I challenge the world to produce the equal of this highly intellectual and amusing little cuss. He stands on four feet at one and the same time, in the mammoth pavilion, and at one price of admission, eating out of the hand with the utmost docility and reckless abandon. Boomerang is the only living performing trick stallion ever born in captivity. [Illustration: 0030] In connection with the untold and priceless splendor of the glittering pageant, I will introduce the Dynamo, Hydro-phosphatic, Perihelion Electric Light, in comparison with which the mid-day sun looks like a convalescent white bean. In brilliancy and refulgent splendor, it without doubt lays over and everlastingly knocks the socks off all other lights now in the known world. [Illustration: 9030] This statement I am prepared to back up with the necessary kopecks. The wonderful Tattooed Steer from Stinking Water. If not exactly as represented, your money will be refunded to you as you pass out the door. This costly and truly picturesque Queen Anne Steer was secured at great cost to the management, and will positively appear every day in the regular programme, and within the mammoth pavilion. If he does not in every respect do as I advertise, and with one hand tied behind him, I will be responsible. [Illustration: 0031] Before and after visiting my Mammoth Show. The royal Mexican Plug, Billy English, and the truly remarkable mule with the genuine camel's hair tail, Winfield Scott Hancock. These animals, with almost human intelligence, walk around the ring, stepping first on one foot and then on the other. [Illustration: 9031] They have been procured at enormous expense and may be found only with my stupendous aggregation of trained animals. They represent the perfect pyramid at each performance as represented in the above engraving. The steer which performs upon the flying trapeze and horizontal bar. [Illustration: 7031] The only steer that has ever successfully enacted the aeria-dive or eagle swoop.