* * * * * The couple that left an automobile seat at the Whiz Bang farm a couple of months ago, while they went to town to report the theft of their automobile, haven’t come back yet, and I don’t know what the deuce to do with the seat. _Farmyard Filosophy_ Many a man’s reputation depends on what isn’t found out about him. * * * * * Women are divided into two classes; those who desire husbands and those who desire single men. * * * * * A good man who has gone wrong is in reality a bad man who has just been found out. * * * * * The charity that begins at home is usually a stranger elsewhere. * * * * * And we note that the banker continues to take a lot of interest in his work. * * * * * The fellow who is driven to drink will take a long ride these days. * * * * * Why not appoint an electrician to censor movies. He is used to shocking things. * * * * * Love has all senses except common-sense. * * * * * What has become of the old fashioned man who used to be able to hit a bullseye on the spittoon at thirty feet range? * * * * * Authorities have ruled that liquor can be placed in mince pies legally. But if we had the liquor, we wouldn’t wait for the pie. * * * * * A Minnesota man has a dog that chews tobacco and still has some sense left. But it doesn’t drink the liquor peddled these days. * * * * * A writer to the Whiz Bang asks, “Is marriage a success.” We’ll solve the question by letting the married folk fight it out among themselves. * * * * * A politician says the American people are being coddled too much. He’s right. Even the bootleggers won’t let you pour out your own drink any more. * * * * * The amount of money a man has is the difference between his love for that evil and his love for women. * * * * * Women estimate friends by the advantages to be derived from them. * * * * * Men suspect women too much and “THE WOMAN” not enough. * * * * * An old husband is an honor to his wife. * * * * * Balzac said: “Woman is a creature between man and the angels.” How true, if it were not for her all men would have an easy road to heaven. * * * * * Love may be blind, but don’t take chances and come home with a long silk stocking in your pocket. * * * * * Powder is the dust the gods have given women wherewith to blind the eyes of men. * * * * *