Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 3, No. 31, March, 1922: America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and FilosophyVarious
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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 3, No. 31, March, 1922: America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy
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American wit and humor -- Periodicals
An illuminated sign, “First-class Gambling House,” drew my attention.
Gambling, next to loafing and the manufacture of opium, is the principal
occupation of the youngest and oldest inhabitants. Macao is the Oriental
Monte Carlo. Gambling here is backed by the government which gets back a
certain per cent of the earnings which it invests in hospitals, asylums
and cheap lodgings for the people who have been beaten at the game. At
this gambling-hell one could play at the big table downstairs, or drop
into the game by lowering his money in a small basket from the balcony
above. Tired of the game, the player recuperates his wasted energies here
by eating bird-nest soup and shark-fins, or drinking Portuguese wines. If
he is sleepy, he may take the opium-pipe train of thought to the Flowery
Land where every-day is Sunday.
At a “song-parlor” some Chinese dolls amused us with their squeaky voices
and knife-scraping music. It sadly recalled my visit to a Hongkong
house of pleasure whose almond-eyed inmates illustrated Confucius’
remark that “women had no souls,” and the Chinese philosophy which
attributes death and evil to Yin, the female principle in Nature.
Their artificially whitened and rouged faces were ghastly, and their
flower-and-jewel-bedecked hair glued down to the skull was anything
but attractive to an Occidental eye. Their lips were red like the
dawn of day, their complexions like congealed ointment, and their
betel-nut-stained teeth like black watermelon seeds. They unfurled
painted fans, sipped tea, nibbled sweetmeats, puffed at opium-pipes, and
looked quite flowery in their blue collars, purple tunics and bright
green trousers. I wonder if the men, whom they were entertaining,
remembered the Chinese proverb, “There is no such poison in the green
snake’s mouth or in the hornet’s sting as in a woman’s heart.”
After visiting next day a firecracker factory, temples, joss-houses,
and a tobacco plant where little children and old women were at work
sorting the leaves, I was conducted to Macao’s notorious opium factory. I
entered a low-ceiling room where men were stripped to their waists like
blacksmiths at the forge. They picked up the crude opium, shaped like a
cocoanut shell, scooped out the chocolate-looking substance, threw it
into a kind of brass wash-basin under which roared the fire, until it
steamed and blubbered like a pot of hot mush or molasses. They darted
here and there like imps with these pans. Then the liquid was poured in
porcelain boxes of various sizes. The whole place seemed like a Devil’s
smithyshop where chains were being forged for lost souls. The odor was
peculiar and penetrating. I must have absorbed some of the dope, for I
felt dizzy and was glad to get outside in the fresh air.
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