Fanny and the Servant ProblemJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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Fanny and the Servant Problem
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
Comedy plays; English drama; Married people -- Drama
_The atmosphere is somewhat that of a sheepfold before a thunderstorm_.
_The Misses Wetherell are still clinging to one another_. _Vernon and
Dr. Freemantle are both watching Fanny_. _Jane_, _Honoria_, _and Ernest
are still busy about the room_.
_Suddenly_, _to Newte—who is standing apart—the whole thing comes with a
rush_. _But it is too late for him to interfere_.
_Mrs. Bennet_, _followed by Bennet_, _are entering the room_. _He shrugs
his shoulders and turns away_.
MRS. BENNET. Your ladyship sent for me?
FANNY. Yes. [_She half turns—holds out a paper_.] This wages sheet is
quite correct, I take it? It is your own.
MRS. BENNET [_she takes it_]. Quite correct.
FANNY [_she tears out a cheque she has written—hands it to Mrs. Bennet_].
You will find there two months’ wages for the entire family. I have made
it out in a lump sum payable to your husband. The other month is in lieu
of notice. [_A silence_. _The thing strikes them all dumb_. _She puts
the cheque-book back and closes the drawer_. _She rises_.] I’m sorry.
There’s been a misunderstanding. It’s time that it ended. It has been
my own fault. [_To Vernon_] I deceived you about my family—
NEWTE. If there’s been any deceit—
FANNY. My scene, please, George. [_Newte_, _knowing her_, _returns to
silence_.] I have no relations outside this country that I know of. My
uncle is Martin Bennet, your butler. Mrs. Bennet is my aunt. I’m not
ashamed of them. If they’d had as much respect for me as I have for
them, this trouble would not have arisen. We don’t get on together,
that’s all. And this seems to me the only way out. As I said before,
I’m sorry.
VERNON [_recovering speech_]. But why did you—?
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