Fanny and the Servant ProblemJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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Fanny and the Servant Problem
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
Comedy plays; English drama; Married people -- Drama
FANNY [_her control gives way_. _She breaks out_]. Oh, because I’ve
been a fool. It’s the explanation of most people’s muddles, I expect, if
they only knew it. Don’t talk to me, anybody. I’ve got nothing more to
say. [_To Bennet_] I’m sorry. You wouldn’t give me a chance. I’d have
met you half way. [_To Mrs. Bennet_] I’m sorry. Don’t be too hard on
me. It won’t mean much trouble to you. Good servants don’t go begging.
You can depend upon me for a character. [_To Jane_] You’ll do much
better for yourselves elsewhere. [_To Honoria_] Don’t let that pretty
face of yours ever get you into trouble. [_To Ernest_] Good-bye,
Ernest. We were always pals, weren’t we? Good-bye. [_She kisses him_.
_It has all been the work of a moment_. _She comes down again_.] Don’t
think me rude, but I’d like to be alone. We can talk calmly about it all
to-morrow morning. [_To the Misses Wetherell_] I’m so awfully sorry. I
wish I could have seen any other way out. [_The tears are streaming from
her eyes_. _To Vernon_] Take them all away, won’t you, dear? We’ll
talk about it all to-morrow. I’ll feel gooder. [_She kisses him_. _To
Dr. Freemantle_] Take them all away. Tell him it wasn’t all my fault.
[_To Newte_] You’ll have to stop the night. There are no more trains.
I’ll see you in the morning. Good night.
_Bennet has collected his troop_. _Leads them away_. _Dr. Freemantle_,
_kindly and helpful_, _takes off Vernon and the two ladies_.
NEWTE [_he grips her hand_, _and speaks in his short_, _growling way_].
Good night, old girl. [_He follows the others out_.]
FANNY [_crosses towards the windows_. _Her chief business is dabbing her
eyes_. _The door closes with a click_. _She turns_. _She puts her
handkerchief away_. _She looks at the portrait of Constance_, _first
Lady Bantock_]. I believe it’s what you’ve been telling me to do, all
the time.
[CURTAIN]
_ACT IV_
_SCENE_
_The same_. _The blinds are down_. _Ashes fill the grate_.
_Time_.—_Early the next morning_.
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