Immediately my master had gone out to lunch, I repaired to his study,
and repossessed myself of my make-up box. This I carried to my
bed-room, and placed in the wardrobe. I did not, however, intend to
leave it there very long. I did not anticipate another search party, it
is true, but I thought it thoroughly advisable to have clean hands at
home. My idea was (now that I had capital to work upon) to secure a
private room somewhere in the neighbourhood, which I might use as a
stronghold, and to which I might repair whenever I should desire to
disguise myself. During the next few days I took frequent excursions
abroad in my leisure hours, and at last I discovered exactly the place
I wanted. It was on the top floor of a bachelor apartment house in
Bruton Street. The chamber was small, but excellently lighted, and it
had this advantage, it was disconnected by an angle of the building
from its fellows; moreover its door faced the stairs, and was not
overlooked by any other. On that very account, it had long been
untenanted, but me it suited perfectly. After a good deal of haggling
with the agent, I secured it on lease for £25 a year, and by paying six
months' rent in advance, I persuaded him to dispense with references. I
furnished it only with things I absolutely needed. A bed-chair, in case
I might ever be obliged to sleep there, an oil stove, a thick rug for
the floor, a fine three-fly-full-length mirror set upon a revolving
stand, a dressing-table, and a large cabinet. I procured a locksmith to
fit the door with a practically impregnable latch lock, and with the
key upon my chain, I felt as proud as the most bloated land-holder in
Westminster. My next move was to purchase a fresh supply of paints,
wigs and various other sartorial disguises including a number of new
and second-hand character costumes. I have before remarked on the fact
that every tooth in my head is false. Now in all the paraphernalia of
disguises, there is nothing so important as the item of teeth. Teeth
give expression to both mouth and voice. A difference of one twentieth
fraction of an inch in their length for instance, will alter the voice
beyond hope of recognition, even to a truly practised ear, however fine
its sense of perception. As for the lips, they at once become drawn
out, and utterly transformed in shape. My last and most tender care,
therefore, was bestowed upon my teeth. I visited a dozen different
dentists, and procured a dozen sets of varying shapes and sizes, whose
only point of resemblance was, that they fitted my mouth. When all was
done, my bank account was depleted by a hundred and fifty pounds, but I
felt that I had acquired a first-rate stock-in-trade, and I did not
repent of the expenditure.
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