My dear boy, I have some advice for you; I do hope that you will take
it as it is intended--as from an old friend and tutor who wishes you
only well.
It has come to my attention that you are--shall we say--prostituting
your talents. A friend of mine who works at the War Office tells me
that you are doing some mathematical work by correspondence--something
to do with cannon, I believe.
Now, I quite understand that you are in a somewhat precarious financial
position, and believe me, I deeply sympathise with you. I know that the
earning of a few pounds can mean a great deal to you in furthering your
education.
I do not say that such work is menial, either. I would not have you
think that I deplore your choice of work in any way; it is necessary
work, and money is certainly necessary for life.
However, let me warn you: a simple task like this, which pays rather
well, can become soporific in its effect. Many men of talent, finding
themselves comfortably fixed in a mediocre position, have found their
minds have become stultified through long disuse. _Please_, dear
boy, don't fall into that trap; don't throw away a fine career in
mathematics for the sake of a few paltry pounds. You are young and
inexperienced, I know, and have a great deal yet to learn, so please
take the advice of one who is somewhat older and wiser.
No, I haven't gotten round to reading your paper yet; I'll do it this
evening, my boy, I promise.
Most sincerely,
Isaac Barrow
* * * * *
3 January 1667
Cambridge
My dear Isaac,
I read your paper, and I am, I must confess, somewhat nonplussed. What
_are_ you doing?
I see that my letter of yesterday was somewhat premature; I should have
waited until I had read your paper, since it is in exactly the same
category.
You ask: "What is the optimum shape for a wine barrel? Should it be
tall and thin, or squat and broad?"
And I ask: "What on Earth difference does it make?"
Surely you are not thinking of becoming a wine merchant? If so, what
need is there to waste your time studying mathematics? On the other
hand, if you intend to become a mathematician, why should you debase a
noble and lofty study by applying it to wine barrels?
As I told you, I have no objection to your making a few pounds by doing
minor calculations for the Army, but this is foolishness. You have gone
to a great deal of trouble for nothing; as you gain more experience,
you will realize the folly of such things.
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