German fiction -- Translations into English; Short stories
Immediately there came an extraordinary change over the whole of
this man sitting right next to me. He once more took evasive action
and as he had formerly grasped my umbrella, now he grasped the glass
in front of him, knocked back the hot, steaming mixture therein in
one long swig and hissed through his teeth:
"It's quite true nevertheless. I hate the moon. It's my deadliest
enemy and I am eclipsed by it as it is eclipsed itself by that
paraffin lamp swinging above us."
I waved to the waitress, who understood my wave and put another
steaming glass down right under my colleague's nose.
"Thank you," said the judge. "And I have you to thank as well for,
had I not fallen into the arms of yourself and your umbrella, I
really don't know what would have become of me on that shadowless
beach."
"Colleague," I said, "I am a law-abiding man and have attended to my
official duties for many years now to the satisfaction of my
official subordinates and the powers that be. I keep my medal for
services rendered at home in a filing cabinet and have never
knowingly divulged any secret confided in me, scout's honour. Would
you take it amiss, colleague, if I asked you to tell me how you came
to quarrel with that innocent satellite revolving round our sinful
earth?"
"I would certainly not take it amiss," said the colleague. "On the
contrary, from time to time I feel the most pressing need to give
vent to my hate and anger and my innermost anxieties and
inhibitions. Order another glass of grog and listen to the story
that I have to tell. Afterwards you can judge and I will abide by
your judgement, all the more so as I already know you to be a most
capable lawyer from our official correspondence."
"I am most greatly indebted to you," I said, hanging now on his
every word, and looked into his eyes as I had not looked into the
eyes of my bride when we got married twenty-five years ago. He drank
another deep draught of the steaming beverage, smacked his lips and
commenced his confession.
"First of all," he said, "I must tell you that my doctor has sent me
to this seaside health resort at the instigation of my wife because
of my 'condition' as she calls it, or because of my bad nerves as
he, the doctor, says. For years now this man, who has known me from
my youth, who grew up with me, has laughed at this penchant of mine;
only at my wife's insistence did he come to take the matter
seriously. For once he came to the conclusion that it was high time
to do something to counter this regrettable complex and here I am,
taking to the water daily on doctor's orders and, as you have
learned tonight, so far without the least success. But I digress! In
a word, I'm paying for the sins of my youth."
"Aha!" I murmured, but immediately recognizing my meaning, my
colleague shook his head emphatically and sighed:
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