Hay fever : $b A light comedy in three actsCoward, Noël
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Hay fever : $b A light comedy in three acts
Coward, Noël
Comedy plays; English drama (Comedy); Families -- Drama; Psychological games -- Drama
RICHARD: It was given to me in Japan three years ago. All those little
designs mean things.
JUDITH (_bending over it_): What sort of things?
RICHARD: Charms for happiness, and luck, and—love.
JUDITH: Which is the charm for love?
RICHARD: That one.
JUDITH: What a dear!
RICHARD (_kissing her gently_): Judith!
JUDITH (_jumping_): Richard!
RICHARD: I’m afraid I couldn’t help it.
JUDITH (_dramatically_): What are we to do? What are we to do?
RICHARD: I don’t know.
JUDITH: David must be told—everything!
RICHARD (_alarmed_): Everything?
JUDITH (_enjoying herself_): Yes, yes. There come moments in life when it
is necessary to be honest—absolutely honest. I’ve trained myself always
to shun the underhand methods other women so often employ—the truth must
be faced fair and square——
RICHARD (_extremely alarmed_): The truth? I don’t quite understand.
JUDITH: Dear Richard, you want to spare me, I know—you’re so chivalrous;
but it’s no use. After all, as I said before, David has been a good
husband to me, according to his lights. This may, of course, break him up
rather, but it can’t be helped; he must be told. I wonder—oh, I wonder
how he’ll take it. They say suffering’s good for writers, it strengthens
their psychology. Oh, my poor, poor David!—Never mind. You’d better go
out into the garden and wait——
RICHARD (_flustered_): Wait? What for?
JUDITH: For me, Richard, for me. I will come to you later. Wait in the
summer-house. I had begun to think that Romance was dead, that I should
never know it again. Before, of course, I had my work and my life in the
theatre, but now, nothing—nothing! Everything is empty and hollow, like a
broken shell.
RICHARD: Look here, Judith, I apologise for what I did just now. I——
JUDITH (_ignoring all interruption_): But now you have come, and it’s all
changed—it’s magic. I’m under a spell that I never thought to recapture
again. Go along——(_She pushes him towards the garden._)
RICHARD (_protesting_): But, Judith——
JUDITH (_pushing him firmly_): Don’t—don’t make it any harder for me.
I am quite resolved—it is my self-appointed Calvary, and it’s the only
possible way!
[_She pushes him into the garden and waves to him bravely with
her handkerchief; then she comes back into the room and powders
her nose before the glass and puts her hair into place. Then,
assuming an expression of restrained tragedy, she opens the
library door, from which she recoils genuinely shocked._
[_After a moment or two SOREL and SANDY come out rather
sheepishly._
SOREL: Look here, Mother, I——
JUDITH: Sorel, what am I to say to you?
SOREL: I don’t know, Mother.
JUDITH: Neither do I.
SANDY: It was my fault, Mrs. Bliss—Judith——
JUDITH: What a fool I’ve been! What a blind fool!
SOREL: Mother, are you _really_ upset?
JUDITH (_with feeling_): I’m stunned.
SOREL: But, darling——
JUDITH (_gently_): Don’t speak for a moment, Sorel; we must all be very
quiet, and think——
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