In the Arena: Stories of Political LifeTarkington, Booth
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In the Arena: Stories of Political Life
Tarkington, Booth
Political fiction, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
So it befell that Bertha was fascinated; that, blushing, she laughed
back to him, and was nothing offended when, at his first sight of her,
he rippled out at once into “Ahaha, du libra Ogostine.”
Within two weeks he was closing his business (no intricate matter)
every evening, to walk home with her, through the September moonlight.
Then extraordinary things happened to the English language.
“I ain'd nefer can like no foreigner!” she often joked back to a
question of his. “Nefer, nefer! you t'ink I'm takin' up mit a
hant-orkan maan, Mister Toby?”
Whereupon he would carol out the tender taunt, “Ahaha, du libra
Ogostine!”
“Yoost a hant-orkan maan!”
“No! _No_! No oragan! I am a greata--greata merchant. Vote a
Republican! Polititshian! To-bigli, Chititzen Republican.
Naturalasize! March in a parade!”
Never lived native American prouder of his citizenship than this
adopted one. Had he not voted at the election? Was he not a member of
the great Republican party? He had eagerly joined it, for the reason
that he had been a Republican in Italy, and he had drawn with him to
the polls his second cousin, Leo Vesschi, and the five other Italians
with whom he lived. For this, he had been rewarded by Pixley, his
precinct committee-man, who allowed him to carry pink torches in three
night processions.
“You keeb oud politigs,” said Bertha, earnestly, one evening. “My
uncle, Louie Gratz, he iss got a neighbour-lady; her man gone in
politigs. After_vorts_ he git it! He iss in der bennidenshierry
two years. You know why?”
“Democrat!” shouted the chestnut vender triumphantly.
“No, sir! Yoost politigs,” replied the unpartisan Bertha. “You keeb
oud politigs.”
_“Ahaha, du libra Ogostine,
Ogostine, Ogostine!
Ahaha, du libra Ogostine,
Nees coma ross.”_
The song was always a teasing of her and carried all his friendly
laughter at her, because of her German ways; but it became softly
exultant whenever she betrayed her interest in him.
“Libra Ogostine, she afraid I go penitensh?” he inquired.
“Me!” she jeered with uneasy laughter. “_I_ ain'd care! but
you--you don' look oud, you git in dod voikhouse!”
He turned upon her, suddenly, a face like a mother's, and touched her
hand with a light caress.
“I stay in a workhouse sevena-hunder' year,” he said gently, “you come
seeta by window some-a-time.”
At this Bertha turned away, was silent for a space, leaning on the
gate-post in front of her uncle's house, whither they were now
come. Finally she answered brokenly: “I ain'd sit by no vinder for
yoost a jessnut maan.” This was her way of stimulating his ambition.
“Ahaha!” he cried. “You don' know? I'm goin' buy beeg stan'! Candy!
Peanut! Banan'! Make some-a-time four dollar a day! 'Tis a greata
countra! Bimaby git a store! Ride a buggy! Smoke a cigar! You play
piano! Vote a Republican!”
“Toby!”
“Tis true!”
“Toby,” she said tearfully; “Toby, you voik hart, und safe your
money?”
“You help?” he whispered.
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