Well, that shall be to-morrow. Meanwhile there is still to-day, and each
one of its quiet hours seems very precious. I wonder what my new friends
like to read. Suppose--I was going to say suppose it is _The Rosary_;
but I won't suppose that, for when it comes to supposing, why not
suppose something that isn't _The Rosary_? Why not, for instance,
suppose they like _Eminent Victorians_, and that we three are going to
sit of an evening delicately tickling each other with quotations from
it, and gently squirming in our seats for pleasure? It is just as easy
to suppose that as to suppose anything else, and as I'm not yet
acquainted with these ladies' tastes one supposition is as likely to be
right as another.
I don't know, though--I forgot their petticoats. I can't believe any
friends of Mr. Lytton Strachey wear that kind of petticoat, eminently
Victorian even though it be; and although he wouldn't, of course, have
direct ocular proof that they did unless he had stood with me yesterday
at the bottom of that wall while they on the top held up their skirts,
still what one has on underneath does somehow ooze through into one's
behaviour. I know once, when impelled by a heat wave in America to cast
aside the undergarments of a candid mind and buy and put on pink
chiffon, the pink chiffon instantly got through all my clothes into my
conduct, which became curiously dashing. Anybody can tell what a woman
has got on underneath by merely watching her behaviour. I have known
just the consciousness of silk stockings, worn by one accustomed only to
wool, produce dictatorialness where all before had been submission.
_August 19th_
I haven't written for three days because I have been so busy settling
down to my guests.
They call each other Kitty and Dolly. They explained that these were
inevitably their names because they were born, one fifty, the other
forty years ago. I inquired why this was inevitable, and they drew my
attention to fashions in names, asserting that people's ages could
generally be guessed by their Christian names. If, they said, their
birth had taken place ten years earlier they would have been Ethel and
Maud; if ten years later they would have been Muriel and Gladys; and if
twenty years only ago they had no doubt but what they would have been
Elizabeth and Pamela. It is always Mrs. Barnes who talks; but the effect
is as though they together were telling me things, because of the way
Mrs. Jewks smiles,--I conclude in agreement.
'Our dear parents, both long since dead,' said Mrs. Barnes, adjusting
her eyeglasses more comfortably on her nose, 'didn't seem to remember
that we would ever grow old, for we weren't even christened Katharine
and Dorothy, to which we might have reverted when we ceased being girls,
but we were Kitty and Dolly from the very beginning, and actually in
that condition came away from the font.'
'I like being Dolly,' murmured Mrs. Jewks.
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