John Ingerfield, and Other StoriesJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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John Ingerfield, and Other Stories
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Short stories
The John Ingerfield of this story is a man very typical of his race. He
has discovered that the oil and tallow refining business, though not a
pleasant one, is an exceedingly lucrative one. These are the good days
when George the Third is king, and London is rapidly becoming a city of
bright night. Tallow and oil and all materials akin thereto are in
ever-growing request, and young John Ingerfield builds himself a large
refining house and warehouse in the growing suburb of Limehouse, which
lies between the teeming river and the quiet fields, gathers many
people round about him, puts his strong heart into his work, and
prospers.
All the days of his youth he labours and garners, and lays out and
garners yet again. In early middle age he finds himself a wealthy man.
The chief business of life, the getting of money, is practically done;
his enterprise is firmly established, and will continue to grow with
ever less need of husbandry. It is time for him to think about the
secondary business of life, the getting together of a wife and home,
for the Ingerfields have ever been good citizens, worthy heads of
families, openhanded hosts, making a brave show among friends and
neighbours.
John Ingerfield, sitting in his stiff, high-backed chair, in his
stiffly, but solidly, furnished dining-room, above his counting-house,
sipping slowly his one glass of port, takes counsel with himself.
What shall she be?
He is rich, and can afford a good article. She must be young and
handsome, fit to grace the fine house he will take for her in
fashionable Bloomsbury, far from the odour and touch of oil and tallow.
She must be well bred, with a gracious, noble manner, that will charm
his guests and reflect honour and credit upon himself; she must, above
all, be of good family, with a genealogical tree sufficiently
umbrageous to hide Lavender Wharf from the eyes of Society.
What else she may or may not be he does not very much care. She will,
of course, be virtuous and moderately pious, as it is fit and proper
that women should be. It will also be well that her disposition be
gentle and yielding, but that is of minor importance, at all events so
far as he is concerned: the Ingerfield husbands are not the class of
men upon whom wives vent their tempers.
Having decided in his mind _what_ she shall be, he proceeds to discuss
with himself _who_ she shall be. His social circle is small.
Methodically, in thought, he makes the entire round of it, mentally
scrutinising every maiden that he knows. Some are charming, some are
fair, some are rich; but no one of them approaches near to his
carefully considered ideal.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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