+--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ |@ | @ || _Prognostix._ | _OLD CHEEZE._ | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ | 1| T || _Limpsey weather_ @ | | | 2| F || @ moon in perigree | Medicine haz cost the world | | 3| S || @ @ Jim Crow | more than bread haz, and haz | | 4| G || born 1836 @ now | killed more than it haz cured. | | 5| M || @ @ dry apples | | | 6| T || for sass @ _rain_ | * * * * * | | 7| W || _threatnings_ @ money | Marriage tew a coquette iz | | 8| T || tight @ @ fall | often, "letters ov marque and | | 9| F || bonnets appear @ | reprisal." | |10| S || @ @ they are | | |11| G || ravishing @ @ | * * * * * | |12| M || _cool_ @ @ to a 20 | | |13| T || dollar bill @ | It iz very diffikult for a poor | |14| W || @ now fish for @ | man tew be superior tew hiz fortune,| |15| T || crabs @ _rain drizzle_ | and more diffikult for a rich | |16| F || @ crabs bite with | one. | |17| S || their feet @ _smoky_ | | |18| G || _weather_ @ @ and | * * * * * | |19| M || hang on like @ | Hunting after health, iz like | |20| T || a poor relashun @ | hunting after fleas, the more yu | |21| W || @ use cod @ | hunt, the more _flees_ you will | |22| T || liver oil @ | find. | |23| F || @ _more wet_ @ for | | |24| S || greasing waggons @ | * * * * * | |25| G || grate snake @ | The devil iz sed tew be the | |26| M || seen at _8_ @ | "father ov lies," if this iz so, he | |27| T || Nuport 1820 @ 12 | haz got a numerous family, and | |28| W || miles long @ Venus | sum very promising children | |29| T || @ an evening star @ | amungst them. | |30| F || | | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ _OCTOBER MONOGRAPH._ October iz one ov the fall months, Adam iz sed tew hav fell this month, but sich assershuns are like standing oph a half a mile, in a cloudy day, and guessing at the number ov fleas on a dorg, more sincere, than sartain. The strongest attrakshun for me, in this month, iz her natral cider; the man who don't admire good natral cider, must be a condem phool. Prepare for a hard winter during this month, bi repenting ov yure sins, and gitting up a good big wood pile.