+--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ |@ | @ || _History._ | _CHICKEN SALLAD._ | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ | 1| W || @ @ How doth the | | | 2| T || little bizzy bee @ | Thare iz one kritter in this | | 3| F || _it snows_ @ @ @ | world whoze troubles yu kant | | 4| S || sting evry good | console, and that is a setting hen. | | 5| G || chance he kan git | | | 6| M || now slaughter wood | * * * * * | | 7| T || @ @ _hazy_ @ @ | Thare iz nothing like a sick | | 8| W || Jo Smith created | bed for repentance, a man bekums | | 9| T || @ 1818 @ | so virtewous he will often repent | |10| F || sum snow at Montreal | ov sins that he never committed. | |11| S || @ @ | | |12| G || Jo Smith manufakterd | * * * * * | |13| M || mormons @ | One ov the hardest things, for | |14| T || _squally_ @ @ out of | enny man to do, iz tew fall down | |15| W || phools @ @ | on the ice when it iz wet, and | |16| T || @ virtew iz her own | then git up, and praze the Lord. | |17| F || paymaster @ | | |18| S || _bitter cold_ @ @ | * * * * * | |19| G || Jo waz not a polly | Gravity iz no more posatiff | |20| M || gamist @ @ | evidence ov wisdum, than a paper | |21| T || @ @ _sum more_ | collar iz ov a shirt. | |22| W || _coldness_ @ @ | | |23| T || bully for Jo @ @ | * * * * * | |24| F || grind stuns fust | | |25| S || diskovered 1500 ¶ | Curiosity often gets a mouse | |26| G || _raw but cold_ @ @ | into a trap,--jist so it duz other | |27| M || @ whooping cough | folks. | |28| T || iz ketching @ @ | | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ _THE GRITTY ANGLEWORM_. Angleworms are ov earth, earthy, and crawl for a living. The angleworm, tho full of grit, iz not quarrelsome. It is sed (by naturalists) that angleworm ile, rubbed on the back ov the neck will cure a man ov lieing. I don't beleave this, unless it kills the man. Death is the only safe cure (that haz bin diskovered yet) for the falssehood disseaze. Angleworms are used by sum people az an artikle ov diet--(to ketch fish with). They are handy tew put onto a hook, and are dredful handy tew take oph agin, az every wicked person knows who haz fished all day Sunday for daice in a mill-pond. _HOUSEKEEPER'S GUIDE._