King Leopold's Soliloquy: A Defense of His Congo RuleTwain, Mark
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King Leopold's Soliloquy: A Defense of His Congo Rule
Twain, Mark
Congo (Democratic Republic); Léopold II, King of the Belgians, 1835-1909
O horrible.... Thou God who seest these things
Help us to blot this terror from the earth.”
... No, I see it is “To the Czar,”[3] after all. But there are those who
would say it fits me—and rather snugly, too. “Ripe brutality.” They
would say the Czar’s isn’t ripe yet, but that mine is; and not merely
ripe but rotten. Nothing could keep them from saying that; they would
think it smart. “This terror.” Let the Czar keep that name; I am
supplied. This long time I have been “the monster”; that was their
favorite—the monster of crime. But now I have a new one. They have found
a fossil Dinosaur fifty-seven feet long and sixteen feet high, and set
it up in the museum in New York and labeled it “Leopold II.” But it is
no matter, one does not look for manners in a republic. Um ... that
reminds me; I have never been caricatured. Could it be that the corsairs
of the pencil could not find an offensive symbol that was big enough and
ugly enough to do my reputation justice? [_After reflection_] There is
no other way—I will buy the Dinosaur. And suppress it. [_Rests himself
with some more chapter-headings. Reads_]
Footnote 3:
Louise Morgan Sill, in _Harper’s Weekly_.
“More mutilation of children.” (Hands cut off.)
“Testimony of American Missionaries.”
“Evidence of British Missionaries.”
It is all the same old thing—tedious repetitions and duplications of
shop-worn episodes; mutilations, murders, massacres, and so on, and so
on, till one gets drowsy over it. Mr. Morel intrudes at this point, and
contributes a comment which he could just as well have kept to
himself—and throws in some italics, of course; these people can never
get along without italics:
“It is one heartrending story of human misery from beginning to end,
and _it is all recent_.”
Meaning 1904 and 1905. I do not see how a person can act so. This Morel
is a king’s subject, and reverence for monarchy should have restrained
him from reflecting upon me with that exposure. This Morel is a
reformer; a Congo reformer. That sizes _him_ up. He publishes a sheet in
Liverpool called “The West African Mail,” which is supported by the
voluntary contributions of the sap-headed and the soft-hearted; and
every week it steams and reeks and festers with up-to-date “Congo
atrocities” of the sort detailed in this pile of pamphlets here. I will
suppress it. I suppressed a Congo atrocity book there, after it was
actually in print; it should not be difficult for me to suppress a
newspaper.
[Illustration:
“The only witness I couldn’t bribe”
]
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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