Large Fees and How to Get Them: A book for the private use of physiciansHarmon, Albert V.
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Large Fees and How to Get Them: A book for the private use of physicians
Harmon, Albert V.
Medical fees
In time the new treatment was administered. In
ninety days the patient was discharged as cured, returned
to his home, and resumed charge of his business. To this
day he is well mentally and physically, and no one, unacquainted
with his history, would ever think he had
been insane, and confined as a dangerous lunatic.
Having satisfied himself as to the accuracy of the story,
Johnson’s next move was to plan out a line of action.
The story to be acceptable in a news way, and carry
plausibility with it must come from the patient’s home
town. It would never do for Johnson to offer it to the
newspapers himself. His connection with it must be
carefully concealed. The first thing he did in this direction
was to ascertain who handled the correspondence
that was sent out to the big dailies from this particular
town. He found that it was virtually in the hands of a
Mr. Wheeling, city editor of a local paper.
Armed with this knowledge Johnson took a train and
went to the town in question—it is only a few miles from
Chicago—timing himself so as to arrive there when Mr.
Wheeling had finished his rush work for the day. Arriving
there he introduced himself to Wheeling as follows:
“My name is Johnson. Pardon me for intruding upon
you, but I’m a stranger in town, with a little spare time
on my hands, and being somewhat of a newspaper man
myself it seems sort of homelike to poke around an
editor’s den. It’s the best way I have of killing time and,
if it doesn’t annoy you, I’d like to pass away an hour or
53so chatting over newspaper work and newspaper men.”
Wheeling, a cordial, whole-souled chap, made Johnson
welcome, and they were soon very friendly, exchanging
reminiscences, and regaling one another with their experiences.
Johnson was in no hurry to spring the trap. He
was too smart for that. He produced some good cigars
and, after they had talked for an hour or so, invited
Wheeling to take dinner with him at the hotel. Wheeling
accepted, and after the meal, when fresh cigars were
lighted, Johnson proceeded to set his trap as follows:
“Once a man has the newspaper fever he never gets it
out of his blood, at least not entirely. I’m better off now
financially than I could possibly expect to be working as
a reporter or editor, and yet frequently the old desire to
cover an assignment, or write a good story, takes hold of
me, and takes hold hard. It’s galling for a man of my
disposition to run against a good story and not be able
to make use of it, but this is happening with me right
along. Why this very afternoon, in conversation with a
business friend just before I met you, I heard a story
that’s a corker, and would make a big sensation if it ever
got into print. But pshaw, what’s the use of talking, I’m
simply not in position to make use of it, and might as
well pass it up. It goes against the grain though, I can
assure you.”
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