Lincoln's yarns and stories : $b A complete collection of the funny and witty anecdotes that made Lincoln famous as America's greatest story tellerMcClure, Alexander K. (Alexander Kelly)
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Lincoln's yarns and stories : $b A complete collection of the funny and witty anecdotes that made Lincoln famous as America's greatest story teller
McClure, Alexander K. (Alexander Kelly)
Lincoln, Abraham, 1809-1865 -- Anecdotes
Afterward, in speaking of this incident, President Lincoln said that the
lady, as a representative of her class in Alexandria, reminded him of
the story of the young man who had an aged father and mother owning
considerable property. The young man being an only son, and believing
that the old people had outlived their usefulness, assassinated them
both. He was accused, tried and convicted of the murder. When the judge
came to pass sentence upon him, and called upon him to give any reason
he might have why the sentence of death should not be passed upon
him, he with great promptness replied that he hoped the court would be
lenient upon him because he was a poor orphan!
“BAP.” McNABB’S BOOSTER.
It is true that Lincoln did not drink, never swore, was a stranger to
smoking and lived a moral life generally, but he did like horse-racing
and chicken fighting. New Salem, Illinois, where Lincoln was “clerking,”
was known the neighborhood around as a “fast” town, and the average
young man made no very desperate resistance when tempted to join in the
drinking and gambling bouts.
“Bap.” McNabb was famous for his ability in both the raising and the
purchase of roosters of prime fighting quality, and when his birds
fought the attendance was large. It was because of the “flunking” of
one of “Bap.’s” roosters that Lincoln was enabled to make a point when
criticising McClellan’s unreadiness and lack of energy.
One night there was a fight on the schedule, one of “Bap.” McNabb’s
birds being a contestant. “Bap.” brought a little red rooster, whose
fighting qualities had been well advertised for days in advance, and
much interest was manifested in the outcome. As the result of these
contests was generally a quarrel, in which each man, charging foul play,
seized his victim, they chose Lincoln umpire, relying not only on his
fairness but his ability to enforce his decisions. Judge Herndon, in his
“Abraham Lincoln,” says of this notable event:
“I cannot improve on the description furnished me in February, 1865, by
one who was present.
“They formed a ring, and the time having arrived, Lincoln, with one hand
on each hip and in a squatting position, cried, ‘Ready.’ Into the ring
they toss their fowls, ‘Bap.’s’ red rooster along with the rest. But
no sooner had the little beauty discovered what was to be done than he
dropped his tail and ran.
“The crowd cheered, while ‘Bap.,’ in disappointment, picked him up and
started away, losing his quarter (entrance fee) and carrying home his
dishonored fowl. Once arrived at the latter place he threw his pet down
with a feeling of indignation and chagrin.
“The little fellow, out of sight of all rivals, mounted a woodpile and
proudly flirting out his feathers, crowed with all his might. ‘Bap.’
looked on in disgust.
“‘Yes, you little cuss,’ he exclaimed, irreverently, ‘you’re great on
dress parade, but not worth a darn in a fight.”’
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