Lincoln's yarns and stories : $b A complete collection of the funny and witty anecdotes that made Lincoln famous as America's greatest story teller — John Shaqi
Lincoln's yarns and stories : $b A complete collection of the funny and witty anecdotes that made Lincoln famous as America's greatest story tellerMcClure, Alexander K. (Alexander Kelly)
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Lincoln's yarns and stories : $b A complete collection of the funny and witty anecdotes that made Lincoln famous as America's greatest story teller
McClure, Alexander K. (Alexander Kelly)
Lincoln, Abraham, 1809-1865 -- Anecdotes
Under the caption, “The American Difficulty,” “Punch” printed on May
11th, 1861, the cartoon reproduced here. The following text was placed
beneath the illustration: PRESIDENT ABE: “What a nice White House this
would be, if it were not for the blacks!” It was the idea in England,
and, in fact, in all the countries on the European continent, that
the War of the Rebellion was fought to secure the freedom of the negro
slaves. Such was not the case. The freedom of the slaves was one of
the necessary consequences of the Civil War, but not the cause of that
bloody four years’ conflict. The War was the result of the secession of
the states of the South from the Union, and President “Abe’s” main aim
was to compel the seceding states to resume their places in the Federal
Union of states.
The blacks did not bother President “Abe” in the least as he knew he
would be enabled to give them their freedom when the proper time came.
He had the project of freeing them in his mind long before he issued his
Emancipation Proclamation, the delay in promulgating that document
being due to the fact that he did not wish to estrange the hundreds of
thousands of patriots of the border states who were fighting for the
preservation of the Union, and not for the freedom of the negro slaves.
President “Abe” had patience, and everything came out all right in the
end.
GETTING RID OF AN ELEPHANT.
Charles A. Dana, who was Assistant Secretary of War under Mr. Stanton,
relates the following: A certain Thompson had been giving the government
considerable trouble. Dana received information that Thompson was about
to escape to Liverpool.
Calling upon Stanton, Dana was referred to Mr. Lincoln.
“The President was at the White House, business hours were over, Lincoln
was washing his hands. ‘Hallo, Dana,’ said he, as I opened the door,
‘what is it now?’ ‘Well, sir,’ I said, ‘here is the Provost Marshal of
Portland, who reports that Jacob Thompson is to be in town to-night,
and inquires what orders we have to give.’ ‘What does Stanton say?’
he asked. ‘Arrest him,’ I replied. ‘Well,’ he continued, drawling his
words, ‘I rather guess not. When you have an elephant on your hands, and
he wants to run away, better let him run.’”
GROTESQUE, YET FRIGHTFUL.
The nearest Lincoln ever came to a fight was when he was in the vicinity
of the skirmish at Kellogg’s Grove, in the Black Hawk War. The rangers
arrived at the spot after the engagement and helped bury the five men
who were killed.
Lincoln told Noah Brooks, one of his biographers, that he “remembered
just how those men looked as we rode up the little hill where their camp
was. The red light of the morning sun was streaming upon them as they
lay, heads toward us, on the ground. And every man had a round, red spot
on the top of his head about as big as a dollar, where the redskins had
taken his scalp. It was frightful, but it was grotesque; and the red
sunlight seemed to paint everything all over.”
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