Lincoln's yarns and stories : $b A complete collection of the funny and witty anecdotes that made Lincoln famous as America's greatest story tellerMcClure, Alexander K. (Alexander Kelly)
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Lincoln's yarns and stories : $b A complete collection of the funny and witty anecdotes that made Lincoln famous as America's greatest story teller
McClure, Alexander K. (Alexander Kelly)
Lincoln, Abraham, 1809-1865 -- Anecdotes
Lincoln paused, as if recalling the vivid picture, and added, somewhat
irrelevantly, “I remember that one man had on buckskin breeches.”
“ABE” WAS NO DUDE.
Always indifferent in matters of dress, Lincoln cut but small figure in
social circles, even in the earliest days of Illinois. His trousers were
too short, his hat too small, and, as a rule, the buttons on the back of
his coat were nearer his shoulder blades than his waist.
No man was richer than his fellows, and there was no aristocracy;
the women wore linsey-woolsey of home manufacture, and dyed them in
accordance with the tastes of the wearers; calico was rarely seen, and a
woman wearing a dress of that material was the envy of her sisters.
There being no shoemakers the women wore moccasins, and the men made
their own boots. A hunting shirt, leggins made of skins, buckskin
breeches, dyed green, constituted an apparel no maiden could withstand.
CHARACTERISTIC OF LINCOLN.
One man who knew Lincoln at New Salem, says the first time he saw him he
was lying on a trundle-bed covered with books and papers and rocking a
cradle with his foot.
The whole scene was entirely characteristic--Lincoln reading and
studying, and at the same time helping his landlady by quieting her
child.
A gentleman who knew Mr. Lincoln well in early manhood says: “Lincoln at
this period had nothing but plenty of friends.”
After the customary hand-shaking on one occasion in the White House at
Washington several gentlemen came forward and asked the President for
his autograph. One of them gave his name as “Cruikshank.” “That reminds
me,” said Mr. Lincoln, “of what I used to be called when a young
man--‘Long-shanks!’”
“PLOUGH ALL ‘ROUND HIM.”
Governor Blank went to the War Department one day in a towering rage:
“I suppose you found it necessary to make large concessions to him, as
he returned from you perfectly satisfied,” suggested a friend.
“Oh, no,” the President replied, “I did not concede anything. You have
heard how that Illinois farmer got rid of a big log that was too big to
haul out, too knotty to split, and too wet and soggy to burn.
“‘Well, now,’ said he, in response to the inquiries of his neighbors
one Sunday, as to how he got rid of it, ‘well, now, boys, if you won’t
divulge the secret, I’ll tell you how I got rid of it--I ploughed around
it.’
“Now,” remarked Lincoln, in conclusion, “don’t tell anybody, but that’s
the way I got rid of Governor Blank. I ploughed all round him, but it
took me three mortal hours to do it, and I was afraid every minute he’d
see what I was at.”
“I’VE LOST MY APPLE.”
During a public “reception,” a farmer from one of the border counties
of Virginia told the President that the Union soldiers, in passing his
farm, had helped themselves not only to hay, but his horse, and he
hoped the President would urge the proper officer to consider his claim
immediately.
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