May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming peopleArlen, Michael
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May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming people
Arlen, Michael
Great Britain -- History -- George V, 1910-1936 -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
He did not, however, turn his head or show any other sign of interest,
merely dismissing his pursuer as an optimist. Mr. Maturin’s, in point of
fact, was a nature peculiarly lacking in any interest as to what might
or might not at any moment be happening behind him; and one of his
favourite _mots_ had ever been, whether in discussion, distress or
danger, “Well, my friends, let’s face it!” There were, of course, not
wanting those who ventured to doubt whether Beau Maturin had so readily
faced “things” had he not had such a prepossessing face with which to
conciliate them. “Ah,” Mr. Maturin would say to such, “you’re envious,
let’s face it.”
On this occasion, so absorbed was he in absence of thought, he allowed
himself to reach the corner of Arlington Street before swinging round to
“face it.”
“Well?” said Mr. Maturin.
“’Ere!” said the other _sans_ courtesy. “You do walk a pace, you do!”
“I am sorry,” said Mr. Maturin. “What do you want?”
“Want!” said the other. “I like that! What do _I_ want! Jerusalem!”
“If you want Jerusalem,” said Mr. Maturin severely, “you should apply to
the Zionist Society. They would be company for you. It must be very
depressing for a man of your size to go about wanting Jerusalem all by
yourself.”
That the pursuer had no evil intentions, at least to one of Mr.
Maturin’s stature, had instantly been obvious. He was a small
seedy-looking man in a bowler-hat of some past civilisation: his clothes
sadly reflected the inclemencies of the weather, but had the air of not
being very valuable, while the coloring of his face was that of one who
had not in recent times suffered the delightful but perilous
purification of water; and, as he stood panting beneath our gentleman,
his expression was one of such bitter disgust that Mr. Maturin, being
able to account for it only by the continued action of acid foods on the
liver, thought it but right to advise him not to take so much vinegar
with his tinned salmon.
“Am I,” snapped the small seedy man, “talking to Mr. Chapel Matcherin,
or am I not?”
“More or less,” Mr. Maturin could not but admit.
“Orl I knows is,” snapped the small seedy man, “that you was the gent
pointed out to me as yer left that club in Belgrave Square. Gent told me
to give yer this. ’Ere.”
Mr. Maturin quickly opened the envelope, which was addressed to his
name, and drew from it a folded sheet of note-paper and a folded
bank-note. The small seedy man looked bitterly surprised and hurt.
“Money!” he sighed. “Money! ’Ow I ’ate money! And me carrying it abaht!
I like that! Me!”
“You’re still here?” said Mr. Maturin.
“Still ’ere!” said the small seedy man. “I like that! Still ’ere! Me!”
But Mr. Maturin was giving his full attention to the note-paper, the
while the folded bank-note depended tantalisingly from between the
knuckles of two fingers. The small seedy man stared at it fascinated.
“If I’d _known_!” he sighed bitterly.
The letter addressed to Mr. Maturin ran thus:
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