Humorous stories, American; United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction; War stories, American
M. (_With a happy idea._) Why, Annie, it’s the greatest thing in the
world. I’ve been all this time struggling and despairing over these few
little Meisterschaft primers: but as sure as you live, I’ll have the
whole fifteen by heart before this time day after to-morrow. See if I
don’t.
A. And so will I; and I’ll trowel-in a layer of Ollendorff mush between
every couple of courses of Meisterschaft bricks. Juckhe!
M. Hoch! hoch! hoch!
A. Stoss an!
M. Juckhe! Wir werden gleich gute deutsche Schülerinnen werden! Juck——
A. —he!
M. Annie, when are they coming to see us? To-night?
A. No.
M. No? Why not? When are they coming? What are they waiting for? The
idea! I never heard of such a thing! What do you——
A. (_Breaking in._) Wait, wait, wait! give a body a chance. They have
their reasons.
M. Reasons?—what reasons?
A. Well, now, when you stop and think, they’re royal good ones. They’ve
got to talk German when they come, haven’t they? Of course. Well, they
don’t _know_ any German but Wie befinden Sie sich, and Haben Sie gut
geschlafen, and Vater unser, and Ich trinke lieber Bier als Wasser, and
a few little parlor things like that; but when it comes to _talking_,
why, they don’t know a hundred and fifty German words, put them all
together.
M. Oh, I see!
A. So they’re going neither to eat, sleep, smoke, nor speak the truth
till they’ve crammed home the whole fifteen Meisterschafts auswendig!
M. Noble hearts!
A. They’ve given themselves till day after to-morrow, half-past 7 P. M.,
and then they’ll arrive here, loaded.
M. Oh, how lovely, how gorgeous, how beautiful! Some think this world is
made of mud; I think it’s made of rainbows. (_Memorizing._) Wenn irgend
möglich, so möchte ich noch heute Vormittag dort ankommen, da es mir
sehr daran gelegen ist,—Annie, I can learn it just like nothing!
A. So can I. Meisterschaft’s mere fun—I don’t see how it ever could have
seemed difficult. Come! We can be disturbed here: let’s give orders that
we don’t want anything to eat for two days; and are absent to friends,
dead to strangers, and not at home even to nougat-peddlers——
M. Schön! and we’ll lock ourselves into our rooms, and at the end of two
days, whosoever may ask us a Meisterschaft question shall get a
Meisterschaft answer—and hot from the bat!
BOTH. (_Reciting in unison._) Ich habe einen Hut für meinen Sohn, ein
Paar Handschuhe für meinen Bruder, und einen Kamm für mich selbst
gekauft.
(Exeunt.)
Enter MRS. BLUMENTHAL, the Wirthin.
WIRTHIN. (_Solus._) Ach, die armen Mädchen, sie hassen die deutsche
Sprache, drum ist es ganz und gar unmöglich dass sie sie je lernen
können. Es bricht mir ja mein Herz ihre Kummer über die Studien
anzusehen.... Warum haben sie den Entschluss gefasst in ihren Zimmern
ein Paar Tage zu bleiben?... Ja—gewiss—dass versteht sich: sie sind
entmuthigt—arme Kinder!
(_A knock at the door._) Herein!
Enter Gretchen with card.
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