Mr. Pim Passes By: A Comedy in Three ActsMilne, A. A. (Alan Alexander)
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Mr. Pim Passes By: A Comedy in Three Acts
Milne, A. A. (Alan Alexander)
English drama -- 20th century
GEORGE. I ought to tell you, Aunt Julia, that no blame attaches to Olivia
over this. Of that I am perfectly satisfied. It's nobody's fault,
except----
LADY MARDEN. Except Telworthy's. _He_ seems to have been rather careless.
Well, what are you going to do about it?
GEORGE. That's just it. It's a terrible situation (_With a gesture of
despair_.) There's bound to be so much publicity. Not only all this, but--
but Telworthy's past.
LADY MARDEN. I should have said that it was Telworthy's present which,
was the trouble. Had he a past as well?
OLIVIA. He was a fraudulent company promoter. He went to prison a good
deal.
(_General consternation_. BRIAN _gives a long whistle and goes up_.)
LADY MARDEN. George, you never told me this!
GEORGE. I--er----
OLIVIA. I don't see _why_ he should want to talk about it.
DINAH (_indignantly rising and moving to L. end of settee_ L.). What's it
got to do with Olivia, anyhow? It's not _her_ fault.
LADY MARDEN (_sarcastically and emphatically_). Oh, no, I daresay it's
mine.
(_There is an uncomfortable pause_.)
OLIVIA (_to_ GEORGE). You wanted to ask Aunt Julia what was the right
thing to do.
BRIAN (_crossing down L.C. and bursting out_). Good Heavens, what is
there to do except the one and only thing? (_They all look at him and he
becomes embarrassed and backs up stage a little_.) I'm sorry. You don't
want _me_ to----
OLIVIA (_taking his hand across table_ L.C.). _I_ do, Brian.
LADY MARDEN. Well, go on, Mr. Strange. What would _you_ do in George's
position?
BRIAN (_crosses down to back of table_ L.C.). Do? Say to the woman I
loved, "You're _mine_ (_bangs table with his fist_), and let this other
damned fellow come and take you from me if he can!" And he couldn't--how
could he?--not if the woman chose _me_.
(LADY MARDEN _gazes at_ BRIAN _in amazement_, GEORGE _in anger_. OLIVIA
_presses his hand gratefully. He has said what she has been waiting--oh,
so eagerly--for_ GEORGE _to say_. GEORGE _rises and goes angrily up to_
BRIAN, _who defies him_. GEORGE _is subdued and moves helplessly up_ C.
_followed by_ BRIAN, _who is still defiant_. DINAH _rises and runs up_ L.
_and round back of settee_ L. _and up to left of_ BRIAN _and takes his
arm_.)
DINAH (_adoringly_). Oh, Brian! (_In a loud whisper_.) It _is_ me, isn't
it, and not Olivia?
BRIAN. You baby, of course!
LADY MARDEN. I'm afraid, Mr. Strange (DINAH _with an exclamation of
annoyance comes down to_ L. _of settee_ L.), your morals are as peculiar
as your views on Art.
BRIAN (_down to back of table_ L.C.). This is not a question of morals or
of art, it's a question of love.
DINAH. Hear, hear!
LADY MARDEN (_to_ GEORGE). Isn't it that girl's bed-time yet?
OLIVIA (_to_ DINAH _and taking her hand_). We'll let her sit up a little
longer if she's good.
DINAH. I will be good, Olivia (_aggressively to_ LADY MARDEN), only I
thought anybody, however important a debate was, was allowed to say
"Hear, hear!"
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